[ SECRET POST #3476 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3476 ⌋

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Comments

Badfic Bingo!

[(Anonymous)]

My buddies and I are playing a round of "Badfic/Sue fic bingo" soon (combined with drinking game). I've been put in charge of making the cards.

What are some common in story things in some of the most hilarious badfics and Sue fics you've read?

(note: "OC" is not an actual sign of badfic. It's too broad and considering every instance of even a major OC character a sue trope in itself waters down the meaning of the actual term. "Long lost sibling of the main character with tragic backstory" or something of that vein would be. Also no naming specific people we're talking about tropes)

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[mrs_don_draper]

I suk at summarize!!!!11! Read anyways!!?!

Warning: m/m smut!

Don't like, don't read!

WALL OF TEXT

The blonde/brunette said... [Hair color or other physical feature used to represent whole person]

{You might want to think about posting this again tomorrow when more people are around to answer!}

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[fishnchips]

Hmm, I remember "don't like don't read" from a time when yaoi/slash fic got flamed a lot, so it's not necessarily a sign for a badfic in my eyes.

Gratuitous use of epithets though, that's definitely one.

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[(Anonymous)]

OC has all the same powers/abilities as the main canon character, only better.

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[(Anonymous)]

Author's favorite character(s) are aged down to roughly the same age as self-insert character either by magic, or because they were always that age, but were so smart and worldly that people naturally assumed they were 15 years older.

In-text author's notes.

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[(Anonymous)]

- The OC is able to buy anything like they have all the money in the world.

- An animal familiar that would be completely implausible for the character's location.

- Animals being instinctively drawn to a character.

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[(Anonymous)]

Inexplicably related to canon character.

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[(Anonymous)]

The summary is all about how this ~*mysterious*~ girl/woman shows up. Who is she? What is her terrible secret? How can she help our heroes?

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[fishnchips]

I've seen so many "modern girl thrown into that universe, whatever might happen?!" a lot again lately...

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[fishnchips]

"This is trash lol"

"Character/Reader"

"High School/college AU"

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[(Anonymous)]

"Incorrect dialogue tag punctuation." Anon said.

Re: Badfic Bingo!

[(Anonymous)]

Modern girl is thrown into a 'verse with a king or queen, is taken to the monarch and is rude as fuck to them, before flouncing out of the throne room with a "now if you'll excuse me."