[ SECRET POST #3488 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3488 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

In the sense that it's easy to feed yourself if you're willing to eat out of a dumpster.

[(Anonymous)]

Ha ha! That is brilliant! Best answer I've ever heard, when someone says "But it's easy for women to have sex!"

[ariakas]

True dat, but still.

[(Anonymous)]

and the narrator clearly doesn't want these guys any more, so I get the impression that

1) None of THEM are keepers, so maybe she does have low standards
2) She's probably great at sex
3) People who don't look like models do somehow manage to find each other and somehow, shocker, find each other attractive and have sex. The song's not called "I Banged Brad Pitt and George Clooney and Michael B Jordan".
4) She looks like she actually cleans up well, probably. Different outfit, a little makeup, a better hairstyle, there are probably lots of guys who'd go home with her.

[(Anonymous)]

>:(

I've never been thin and I'm kind of funny-looking, but I have high standards in men and I've never dated or fucked a scrub.

If you're not making up for shortfalls with good hair, makeup, clothing, charm and personality, then sure.

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for this comeback! I will now use it whenever my idiot friend tells me that I can get laid if I wanted to.