[ SECRET POST #3488 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3488 ⌋

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Comments

[ariakas]

It's... honestly pretty easy for women to get laid, you know. Regardless of what they look like.

[(Anonymous)]

lol no it's not

[(Anonymous)]

What have you tried?

[ariakas]

If you have zero standards? Oh yes it is.

Try Craigslist.

[(Anonymous)]

In the sense that it's easy to feed yourself if you're willing to eat out of a dumpster.

[(Anonymous)]

Ha ha! That is brilliant! Best answer I've ever heard, when someone says "But it's easy for women to have sex!"

[ariakas]

True dat, but still.

[(Anonymous)]

and the narrator clearly doesn't want these guys any more, so I get the impression that

1) None of THEM are keepers, so maybe she does have low standards
2) She's probably great at sex
3) People who don't look like models do somehow manage to find each other and somehow, shocker, find each other attractive and have sex. The song's not called "I Banged Brad Pitt and George Clooney and Michael B Jordan".
4) She looks like she actually cleans up well, probably. Different outfit, a little makeup, a better hairstyle, there are probably lots of guys who'd go home with her.

[(Anonymous)]

>:(

I've never been thin and I'm kind of funny-looking, but I have high standards in men and I've never dated or fucked a scrub.

If you're not making up for shortfalls with good hair, makeup, clothing, charm and personality, then sure.

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you for this comeback! I will now use it whenever my idiot friend tells me that I can get laid if I wanted to.

[(Anonymous)]

The song is less about "I can get laid" and more "I'm the best that my men ever had to the point they always follow me around after I dump them".

[ariakas]

Honestly if you're a good fuck, most men will want to fuck you again. Pretty much indefinitely.

Nowhere in the song is she saying that these guys introduce her to their friends as their girlfriend, so it's still very plausible lol