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[ SECRET POST #3501 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3501 ⌋

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[Pretty Little Liars]

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[Death in Paradise]

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... you've ever put inside you?

In terms of curiosity or experimenting, in the "does it really feel good to have something up there?" sense.

Come on, we've all done it, so share.

Oh hell no. I've never masturbated using any sort of penetration. I don't even use tampons. I have to be in severely bad shape to consider using an enema or suppository.

A deodorant thingee, pill/vitamin jars.

...a copic marker. Capped of course. I washed multiple times after

Next time I'm using a less expensive marker

two drumsticks (the music kind)
the neck of a glass soda bottle
a swiffer handle

Eeek. I can't imagine putting anything made of glass that wasn't solid all the way through and meant as a sex toy in any orifice, in case of breakage. And the swiffer handle thing seems kind of awkward--I'm imagining several feet of spare length just kinda hanging out, or possibly being used to prop you off the floor, but that would get painful. Less sex toy and more rotisserie chicken. As for the drumsticks--eh, I hope they belonged to you or a partner and you washed them well before and after?

well i was a youth and stupid with all of these but its worth noting that a. swiffer handles are detachable and b. it was very thick glass and i don't exactly have kegals of steel or anything (not that I would recommend it but you know)

well i put a magnet ball up my nose once but i feel like that's not waht this question is asking

hairbrush handle
slim necked glass soda bottle
thick rubber screwdriver head
candlestick

I sat on a CD spool and tried to fuck myself with a banana once

candle, hairbrush handle

Plunger handle- it was all rubber & quite short, & I was too young to buy anything on my own. I used to strap it to a giant teddy

Loads of cotton buds, just to see how many I could fit (sticking out, I wasn't dumb enough to shove them all the way in)

Getting my first credit card was a godsend!

I'm an idiot because I thought the last line meant you were screwing yourself with a credit card

A toothbrush.

(Not one that someone was using though because ewwww, it was an old one that was used for cleaning non-tooth related things)

a cold hot dog. my crazy mean ex talked me into it.

Chocolate sticks, while my parents were in the other room. It started melting and broke off inside me. I was seventeen, what can I say.

an ice cube.

I can't remember why I thought it would feel good (and maybe it does for some people, idk, but it definitely wasn't doing it for me)

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