[ SECRET POST #3519 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3519 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 41 secrets from Secret Submission Post #503.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. http://i.imgur.com/3C07jh1.png

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I'm happy for you, I guess

[(Anonymous)]

A vagina is the biggest reason why you're excited about American Gods? /is so confused

[(Anonymous)]

I assume they mean the scene where whichever character consumes a dude with her vagina

[morieris]

I'm glad I was not alone in thinking that.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's nice that you can admit what you do your thinking with when picking media. I wish more people would.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think this person means "my vagina is why I'm excited for this movie." I think they're excited about a scene involving a vagina (see the response to the post above this).

[(Anonymous)]

Same, tbh

I had an acquaintance in college who was a stupid jerk to every girl he dated (and he dated several while I knew him) and he once told me that this scene terrified him and I couldn't stop laughing at the very Freudian implications of that fear in light of his committment problems.

[(Anonymous)]

every guy I've met has been terrified of that scene (and they're either gay or terrible romantic partners)

[(Anonymous)]

As a woman, I did cringe a bit the first time I read that part. Couldn't help wondering how much would a vagina need to expand and wouldn't it hurt? Then I remembered it was a goddess and that I was reading a fantasy novel, so I guess it was probably fine xD

[(Anonymous)]

You're excited about Georgia O'Keefe art?

[(Anonymous)]

man i'm always excited about vaginas i don't need neil gaiman to help me out there

[sparrow_lately]

Vaginas are the biggest reason you;re excited to see American Gods?

[bur]

I am also excited to see how they handle the vagina vore.

[(Anonymous)]

Excuse you, the proper terminology is unbirth.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm triggered by that vagina...It reminds me of the day I was born...

[(Anonymous)]

Well, it'll definitely be...interesting to see how they handle that scene, that's for sure.

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like most around here never read the book.

[ibbity]

You're excited for the new series because...vaginas?

[(Anonymous)]

XDDDDDDDD

I mean, it's not why I'm MOST excited! But I definitely am excited for it, ahahaha.

[(Anonymous)]

I am also interested to see how they adapt that scene! I love it in the book, it's so... weird.

[(Anonymous)]

I think there is a brief cut-away to this scene in one of the trailers out there. Like, 1/4 of a second. And from what I could tell from that little tiny bit, it seems like it will be mostly up to the imagination.

(Okay, I looked it up. It seems it's the brief cut at 1:13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoXURn9oK0).

[(Anonymous)]

A+ secret design.

[tree_and_leaf]

I am concerned about how they're going to film this in a way that isn't ridiculous, but I do like that vignette.

[arcadiaego]

Nooooooo.

(In all seriousness, they are apparently making more of her character. Though I hope this means there's still only the one vagina death.)