[ SECRET POST #3529 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3529 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Luther]


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03.
[Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Sean Astin]


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04.
[Supernatural]


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05.
[Ane Brun- "Do You Remember" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lI30Qw69AQ)]


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06.
[The Pillars of the Earth miniseries]


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07.
[Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries]
















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 08 secrets from Secret Submission Post #504.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

04. http://i.imgur.com/0H6b7II.jpg
[Supernatural]

[(Anonymous)]

I mean no disrespect, but isn't this the opposite of asexual, though? Or is it more like, it's easier to fantasize because he's fictional but that doesn't apply to real life?

[(Anonymous)]

The fantasy isn't specifically sexual, and I think OP meant it in a nonsexual way

Like, they don't want to fuck him, they actually just want to roll around on him

[(Anonymous)]

Wow.

[(Anonymous)]

tumblr-asexual logic is a strange, skewed thing. You're better off not trying to make sense of it.

[diet_poison]

The secret doesn't state anything sexual. It could be sexual but it doesn't have to - not all physical contact is sexual. Anyway, even if it was, you can be asexual and have exceptions, as with other sexualities. (People might argue that's gray-ace and maybe that would be a better descriptor, but I still don't think one experience of "I'd like to touch this guy's bod" mean people should be able to question your identity)

[(Anonymous)]

Hugging or other technically intimate actions don't have to be sexual. Burying your face in your partner's hair or your dog's fur is the same action but hopefully distinctly different meanings

[(Anonymous)]

Er, do you mean to suggest that when cats roll around on a warm spot in the sun, it's a sexual thing for them? Because OP is comparing their urge to the cat/sunlight thing, which I don't read as sexual, per se.

[(Anonymous)]

Then you're not as asexual as you think, given that that's a real, live body you want to roll around with. You just haven't personally met somebody who floats your boat, yet.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you assuming that they wanted to sexually roll around with Sam? Because they didn't say that.

Or are you assuming that asexuality means that you hate that the fact human beings are entombed in empty, dead flesh?

[diet_poison]

Seriously? Did you really just pull "you're not really ace, you just haven't met the right person!"?

I really don't understand why people say this

[(Anonymous)]

It's weird, I've been watching Gilmore Girls for the first time and it's finally made me realise how unattractive I find him, even though I've watched 10-odd seasons of Supernatural over the years.

[(Anonymous)]

...and on the pedestal, these words appear:
“My name is Supernatural, Fandom of Fandoms:
Look on my kink meme, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Only stans remain. The rest give no fucks.
For that televised Wreck is not at all debonair,
It has outstayed its welcome. It truly sucks.

[(Anonymous)]

put this in the MOMA

[(Anonymous)]

Now THAT's how you make a "Supernatural sucks" comment!

(And I like the show.)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm glad you took my concrit to heart, Supernatural Sucks Anon. This is a much better effort than before.

[(Anonymous)]

10/10 wank bait, OP

[crossy_woad]

You made me giggle. Thanks, OP! :) That's a fun mental image of you !

[(Anonymous)]

This weirds me out because I hate being touched, not because I'm ace.

[(Anonymous)]

Proving once and for all that you don't need a sex drive to objectify pretty people.

Whut?

[(Anonymous)]

But he's not wide enough to roll around on, OP. One second and it would be over. He's not a bed. Or do you mean top to bottom, in which case it wouldn't be very comfortable for either of you.

Your secret makes no sense. He's not a field of poppies.

Re: Whut?

[(Anonymous)]

But will he put you to sleep?

Re: Whut?

[(Anonymous)]

This made me laugh IRL, just so you know ;)

Re: Whut?

[(Anonymous)]

You just need a special mattress with a recess in the middle to lay him in and then OP can roll back and forth atop him with abandon.

Re: Whut?

[(Anonymous)]

Have you ever considered that OP may be a hamster? A hamster could roll around on Jared Padalecki many, many times.