[ SECRET POST #3538 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3538 ⌋

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Comments

Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

Inspired by #8, what is your favorite misheard lyric?

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[herpymcderp]

"kiss this guy" = "kiss the sky"

On a different note, I misheard the lyrics of One More Night by Maroon 5 as "I'll only stay with you one more lie". I was disappointed when I figured out my mistake as I thought it made the relationship in the song more complex.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[sparrow_lately]

I used to think "I'm starting to feel this way" in "Hips Don't Lie" was "I'm a hemophiliac."

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

scuse me while i kiss this guy

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

"She loves to move. She loves to groove. She loves eleven things!"

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, I like this one :D.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

For some really stupid reason, at one point I misheard "I wish that I had Jesse's girl" as "I wish that I WAS Jesse's girl".

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

I thought that too

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

"I've got no love/No love in Korea" for "I've got no love/No love you'd call real", Van Halens' "Running With the Devil".

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

"Take your tears and put them on ice" as opposed to "take our tears and put them on ice".

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

From Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'" - "I wanna leave this world full of wire" instead of "world for a while"

From Oingo Boingo's "Stay" - "If we get the room one more night" instead of "If we get through one more night". Given the song is about asking someone to stay, though, my initial version of the lyric would still make sense in that context :p.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[sachiko_san]

Same here about "Stay." And now its stuck in my head.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

for years I was sure it was "kicking the dancing queen" in the abba song

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

It's a tie!

"The ants are my friends; they're blowing in the wind." ("the answer, my friends..."

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"Shamu the mysterious whale" (instead of "she moves in mysterious ways")

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

"Shamu the mysterious whale" is making me laugh and laugh! I'm going to have a hard time listening to that sone again without giggling. :)

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

I always sing the song this way, now. I wouldn't say it's an improvement, but it does make me laugh.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

"Beat It" by Michael Jackson.

I always hear "showin' how funky" as "show them you're not fucking."

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

wrapped up like a douche?

Actually, maybe for me, it's the unintentional sodomy line from Five for Fighting's Superman. ("inside of me" poorly enunciated becomes "in sodomy")

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

"wrapped up like a douche?"

I thought everyone heard it that way.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

From Tove Lo's "Habits," I thought "trying to forget you babe" was "trying on funky toupees."

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[sadiesockmonkey]

Not my favorite, but it wasn't until I listened to a cover on tumblr a few weeks ago that I realized that Sia isn't singing about getting in the dumpster in the song "Cheap Thrills," but rather getting on the dance floor.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

The Queen song "One Vision" ends with "Fried chicken!" - which is actually in the version I have on CD, so it's not really misheard, but I can't help think that was done because people kept mishearing it that way.

I'm still a bit amused by the one in Taylor Swift's "Blank Space" where "I'll got a long list of ex-lovers" was often misheard as "got a long list of Starbucks lovers". That is just funny, and even I heard that before I concentrated on the real lyrics.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

I'm one of those people who hear Starbucks lovers. Confused me to no end the first time I heard that song.

Re: Misheard Lyrics

[(Anonymous)]

Her lovers are trendy and expensive, but always get her name wrong?