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⌈ Secret Post #3540 ⌋

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[Tom Hanks & Aaron Eckhart in Sully]

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[Star Trek: The Next Generation]

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[The Hobbit (film)]

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[Keeping Up Appearances]

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[Endeavour]

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[Legend, Lily/Darkness]

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[Anne of Green Gables remake]

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[Macross Delta]

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Telemarketers who call you back after you hang up on them to bitch you out for hanging up on them.

You should laugh at them and then fart in the mic/mouthpiece before hanging up again.

I got a call from those Indian scammers that claim your computer is infected with something. The guy on the other end was chewing gum and talked to me in a really smug voice when he said the spiel.

I told the guy I knew he was a scammer and he should shove his gum up his ass. I'd scarcely hung up when he called back and said "I'm going to fuck you."

I said: "Your hairless microdick can't reach me from India and I doubt it'll satisfy me anyway."

He called back AGAIN after I hung up, so I put the phone next to my computer speakers, jacked up the volume and put this on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYw110CJn8

I heard him hang up...and he called back YET AGAIN. He didn't talk, he just macked on his gum.

So I played this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I

He called back three more times, and I didn't talk because I knew it was him by the caller ID. I jacked up the volume and kept playing that music until he gave up and stopped calling me back.

LMAO

I blast them in the ears with my smoke detector

I've gotten at least five calls from those people who pretend to be from the IRS or your state Department of Revenue and try to intimidate you into sending them money. So I decided that the next time I got a call from one, I'd tell him (it's always a guy) "You need to get an honest job because you really suck as a scam artist."

I've never gotten another call from them since that day.

We get those too but ours are always recorded messages and the people can barely speak English. No doubt they've been successful at scamming other folks who also barely speak English.

Yeah, I got the impression that they usually pick people to scam who aren't familiar with how the IRS operates and who they think they can more easily intimidate.

I LOVE YOU NONNY

I got EIGHT calls from different ones just yesterday. I've been getting them a lot lately but that was a new record. Someone's been passing my phone number around and I'd like to know who. I didn't do it myself, I have an unlisted number and I'm not in the habit of giving it out randomly!

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