[ SECRET POST #3542 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3542 ⌋

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[(Anonymous)]

Circa 2012/2013, Pilates Miley is furious because her post-Hannah Montana career sucks ballz.
Inferior Hemsworth brother has started exhibiting behavior that seems to suggest their engagement is going nowhere. What's a girl to do?

Miley, probably: Producers! Make me black!
Producers: Stop it Miley, blackface isn't cool anymore.
Miley: I won't stop! Can't I just resort to cultural appropriation Eminem and Iggy Azalea are doing pretty well.
Producers: Fine, we'll get some black producers for you. To complete the gentrification process, have you decided which dance move you're gonna claim you discovered?
Miley: Yes! I'm also going to use black women and little people as props.
Actual little person: I took this job for money but I feel like you're a culture vulture and grossly taking advantage of people for your own personal gain.

And that's the story of how little Hollis Jane got fired.