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Either serious or comedic: what are some scenarios often seen that you think you'd epically fail at if you had to deal with them?

Mine below as an example.

Mine: You know those scenes where someone will about to be Doomed For Real, and then some character tells them "oh, and remember, flip flops!" And the Doomed For Real character will instantly realize what they mean? I'm so bad at picking up hints that I'd just go "huh? huh?" helplessly. :P

I always wonder if I'd have the physical ability to outrun some serial killer in a movie.

And I know there's absolutely no way in hell I'd be cut out for work in some police force or in the FBI. Not only do I think I'd suck at the physical training, but if I got my first child murder case, for instance, I'd be like, "Yeah, I'm out. I'm done. Can't do this."

Honestly anything where I'd have to run.

if there was ever a zombie outbreak, I'd just kill myself tbh. I can't deal with that shit.

I would be a terrible leader. Like I can lead, but I am a pushover.

Man... so, so, so many things.

But in particular, any scene where someone has to run and hide from some kind of remorseless enemy, because I know I'd freak out and get found, and also any scene where you have to hang from something, because I just don't have the strength.

Anything which involves recognising faces. Especially of someone I've only seen once or twice. How do people do that?

lmao this. Also names. People tell me their names and it is in one ear and out the other. I always think it's funny how in novels a name is dropped once so the narrator can instantly name the speaker, but that would not be me.

I particularly remember watching spirited away the first time, I was around chihiro's age. and I never could've done any of that stuff, but there's this one bit where she runs across a pipe and it like breaks off and she clings to the ladder on the other side. I couldn't have done it! I would've fallen!! also the trick question at the end where none of the pigs are her parents, I totally would've fallen for it. so not cut out to be a miyazaki heroine.

Apparently Miyazaki was implying some sort of ESP between kids and parents in that scene. No, I didn't get that either.

A lot of things tbh but especially anything involving upper-body strength, like if I had to hold myself up with just my arms I'd fall within seconds because I cannot do that.

Stranded anywhere without my medicine. I'm not going to be saving Narnia anytime soon.

My eyesight is bad, but I tend to forget this because I wear contacts all the time. So when characters are on a journey, lost in the wilderness, marooned, held hostage, living in the post-apocalypse, or whatever, I think, "Oh, right, I'd have to take my contacts out and I don't usually carry my glasses around, so I'd be screwed."

Any "quick-thinking" type of scenario. My mind blanks out under pressure, so any sort of "McGuyver a weapon or tool out of the materials lying around you, and do it under 30 seconds!" type of deal would probably mean I'd die.

Also, being a cop/agent in a Cop Show. Some of the criminals on those kinds of shows are such disgusting pieces of crap, that I'd probably end up in the cell across from them because I ended up slamming their head through a table or cold-cocking them or something.

I would probably be hopeless in anything active. Maybe I'd be okay in a support position, but not up front, hard physically active stuff.

Running.
Picking up hints.
Persuasion.
Making decisions (I either agonise endlessly, or go with my impulses).

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Scenarios in movies/books/etc. that make you thiink "I'd be screwed" IRL

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