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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2016-09-15 06:32 pm

[ SECRET POST #3543 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3543 ⌋

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kallanda_lee: (Default)

[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2016-09-15 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I am intrigued by this secret and want to know about the ridiculous butt lube.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Same. Is it the same brand through all of fandom? Is it hard to find? Does one half of the pair get introduced to this magical-ridiculous butt lube and they fall in love (with it)?

I HAVE QUESTIONS
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[personal profile] sarillia 2016-09-15 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think there are brands of actual lube involved here. I think they're talking about things like peanut butter.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Not only peanut butter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhiOamN37Y
diet_poison: (Default)

[personal profile] diet_poison 2016-09-16 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
...peanut butter?

peanut butter??

why???

(Anonymous) 2016-09-16 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I had kinda hoped someone made up a name for some miracle butt lube that caught on in one fandom and spread like herpes to the rest.

Well, at least it involves "nut butter". (Why yes, i am a child, tnx 4 asking)

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
There are some people that think your butt can produce a natural fluid like a woman's vagina when it get excited, so its like "No need of real lube in anal sex".
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[personal profile] kallanda_lee 2016-09-15 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean outside a/b/o?

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
In general. Besides https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAhiOamN37Y

(Anonymous) 2016-09-15 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean they're not entirely wrong, the butt can produce certain natural fluidy things...

(Anonymous) 2016-09-16 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Do you mean oobleck?

(Anonymous) 2016-09-16 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I meant diarrhea

(Anonymous) 2016-09-16 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, seriously, people think that's real? Not just a weird fic trope?

op

(Anonymous) 2016-09-16 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
It's a post I've seen a couple of times on Tumblr, about two guys using whatever fluid was at hand for lubrication.

Mashed-up bananas - not so bad.
Motor oil - no, you fools.
Fruit juice - are you kidding me?
feotakahari: (Default)

Re: op

[personal profile] feotakahari 2016-09-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Supposedly there's a fic out there for a medical-themed show where the characters think they're using lube, then discover at the end that it was Dermabond.
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Re: op

[personal profile] silverr 2016-09-16 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
ouch

Re: op

(Anonymous) 2016-09-16 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever happened to spit? That's literally the only thing I would ever use as a substitute, over olive oil or anything. And you always have it on you! You'd have to reapply a bunch if you want to go for longer, and it probably wouldn't work with a humongous monster cock, but apart from that?
Apart from that banana mash is horrifying, more so for the top IMO.
And fruit juice (as well as blood) kinda makes you think that these people don't really grasp what lube is for. Sticky stuff is the opposite of what you want.
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Re: op

[personal profile] dancingmouse 2016-09-16 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Since we're on the topic, Whatever happened to just plain old Lube?

I've seen everything but the Ol' KY being used. What, did it become too mainstream or something?

Re: op

(Anonymous) 2016-09-16 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's just the circles I travel in, but regular lube is very prevalent. I am rather curious that people seem to write a lot about "packets" of lube, which I've never seen IRL. I imagine they're like those packets of ketchup at fast food restaurants. But with lube. Don't use ketchup as lube.

Lately, the only non-lube lubes I've seen are spit and hand lotion. Could be a lot worse.

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[personal profile] digitalghosts 2016-09-17 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
That is a good question, never seen sigular, disposable sachets. Lube we have is in bottles (Durex).

Re: op

(Anonymous) 2016-09-19 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Most sex shops do sell lube in single-use packets. At least, all the sex shops (both brick-and-mortar and online) that I've shopped from have numerous brands of lube, and nearly all of them come in both bottles and little packs, in case you want to try out a new brand but don't want to commit to spending $15+ dollars per bottle.

(http://www.goodvibes.com/s/sex-toys/p/1-9-XX-1238/good-vibrations-toys/please-lubricant-sampler-pack?lref=Cat|catalog70002_gv146||10|c|2|-relevance|toy_category|0)

Re: op

(Anonymous) 2016-09-19 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Presumably also for on the go lube needs.

Re: op

(Anonymous) 2016-09-17 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I've seen it in sachets. Always seemed a bit odd to me too (also even wierder because I got it free with an order of ovulation sticks!)