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case) wrote in
fandomsecrets2016-09-16 07:02 pm
[ SECRET POST #3544 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3544 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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[The Neverending Story]
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[Hamilton/Pokémon Go]
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[Peter Pan, Hook/Tiger Lily]
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["The Strain", Richard Sammel and Ruta Gedmintas]
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[Jessica Jones]
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08. [SPOILERS for Great British Bake Off]

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09. [SPOILERS for World of Warcraft: Legion]

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Transcript by OP
I could never tell what he was saying when I was a kid. I asked my friends and they just shrugged, so I thought it was supposed to be unintelligible, like it's up to the audience to imagine the most beautiful name, because no matter what name they chose, some people would not think it all that great.
I'm honestly kind of disappointed that I don't get to make up my own ideal name, and also miffed that I went all these years without knowing he was saying an actual name we were supposed to understand.
At the same time, I think it's kind of funny because I imagine his mom was a total hippy whose real name was Doreen or Nancy Sue, but she called herself Moon Child and it stuck. Then Bastian, being a kid, thought that was the most awesome name ever and loved it unironically.