[ SECRET POST #3552 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3552 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Not just that it's non-canon, but also that Padme/Anakin has to reckon with the actually-existing creepy, weird, poorly-written romantic dialogue, whereas the romantic dialogue for this ship exists only in your head. It's not like the script plays down the age gap the way that you would expect, you know?

[morieris]

lmao the dialogue! TNT has the rights to play the first six movies and has been doing so for like the past four days and I watched Clones and Revenge.

It is hilariously awful, but I have to admit, my favorite line in any Star Wars film has to be "I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life - I love you."

[(Anonymous)]

YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART

[morieris]

I WISH I COULD WISH AWAY MY FEELINGS.

WE LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD, ANAKIN. COME BACK TO IT.

[vethica]

i hate sand it's so rough and coarse

[morieris]

I AM HOPING THAT THIS KISS WILL NOT BECOME A SCAR

I actually laughed out loud at that!

[ibbity]

I unironically love how terrible the romantic dialogue is between Anakin and Padme. It's exactly the kind of ridiculousness I would expect from two fairly young people who have literally no idea how dating works but think they are being incredibly romantic.

[(Anonymous)]

>unironically
That's your first problem.

Liking terrible things makes you and your taste-level terrible and there's nothing ironic about that. This is why I hate stupid shippers.

[ibbity]

...wat

I like the fact that it's terrible because it fits with my interpretation of the characters. I dont think the dialogue is good in itself. I think you're responding to something that I didn't say.

[(Anonymous)]

You said enough actually.
No need to explain yourself further. You're terrible and so is that ship, headcanons or not.

[(Anonymous)]

You're a stupid fuckface troll!

Please go play in traffic, neckbeard loser! Thanks, fucking loser who wlll never, ever, convince a woman to have sex with him!

[diet_poison]

get off your high horse /eyeroll

[ketita]

Yeah, I kind of agree. It sort of makes sense that they'd be awful at being actually romantic. And for myself, I kind of reject the idea of there being a thing which is "universally romantic". I think romance depends on the people and what's meaningful to them. Which... I mean in this case it's still kind of ridiculous XD