[ SECRET POST #3552 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3552 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Book Thread

[cakemage]

I'm in the middle of the fifth Percy Jackson book, which I'm enjoying fairly well, and Dr. Crichtlore's School for Minions, which I'm not enjoying as much, and it's all because of that horrible little brat Pismo. I get that he's supposed to be a sort of antagonist, but he's just such an obnoxious little shitstain that everything he does and every word out of his vile little mouth makes me hope the zombies eat his brain, if he even has one. And I don't wish zombies on people lightly! I'm not even sure I'm going to finish the book, I hate that fucker so much. Draco Malfoy at his very worst is nobler, kinder and braver than the whiny, smug, sabotaging, ass-kissing snotrag that is Pismo.

Re: Book Thread

[(Anonymous)]

Is that a book about those yellow animated minions? In any case, I have to say Pismo is an awesome name for an antagonist, it sounds like a straight up douchebag. 'Pismo' really says it all.

Out of curiosity, who else would you wish zombies on?

Re: Book Thread

[cakemage]

Nope, it's about a young werewolf named Runt who goes to a school for minions (because the world is ruled by evil overlords) and basically anything bad that can happen to him will happen to him. Most of it is caused by Pismo. Also, the zombies only respond to whining, 'cause that's all their creator does. That fact isn't relevant to anything I was saying, I just thought it was a funny detail.

I wish zombies on multiple politicians, Meelo from Legend of Korra and those creepy Charmin bears. Oh, and Xaldin, from Kingdom Hearts 2. Let's see you go into godmode now, oh breaker of wind.

Re: Book Thread

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds like a strange kind of book. Is it YA?

LOL, do you mean those toilet paper Charmin bears? What have they done to you? :O

Re: Book Thread

[cakemage]

Yep.

Those bears know what they did.