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[ SECRET POST #3558 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3558 ⌋

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schlicking is just a nasty word i'm sorry

yeah, well, you can't call it fapping (it would either be useless or painful)

i call it fapping and i've never been hurt yet

it's a lot better than "jilling off"

na

that one's actually my favorite. I like that it goes with "jacking off." they're like masturbatory word-buddies

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diet_poison - 2016-10-01 02:48 (UTC) - Expand

Gross.

Ah, I had my first orgasm while jilling off to a drarry fic (I don't even like the pairing anymore tbh though). Congrats!

I wish there were good terms for female masturbation. They all suck.

pearl clutching?

I mean that one doesn't sound gross at least but "clutching" is a little weird to hear in masturbation context

isn't pearl clutching like the opposite of masturbation?

I've heard "twirling the pearl."

I like to refer to it as "buzzing the beach."

what's wrong with fapping? or wanking?

I can't un-associate wank with drama nowadays lol

with stuff like fapping or jerking off you will always have people insisting you can't use the terms cause they are male specific, which is dumb but yeah

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diet_poison - 2016-10-01 00:25 (UTC) - Expand

Ménage à moi.

lmao

haha love this

Best ever. :D

I like the sound of "cranking it," or "patting the clam" if it's for a joke.

Flicking the bean?

Diddling the skittle?

Tickling the tuna taco?

all of these are terrible

Tickling the tuna taco... mh ttpppp mnhhh mmMHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA heh heh h

Congrats! A huge thing in any woman's life. Enjoy womanhood and have a hug from me!

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