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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2016-09-30 06:31 pm
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[ SECRET POST #3558 ]


⌈ Secret Post #3558 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2016-09-30 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish there were good terms for female masturbation. They all suck.

(Anonymous) 2016-09-30 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
pearl clutching?

(Anonymous) 2016-09-30 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean that one doesn't sound gross at least but "clutching" is a little weird to hear in masturbation context

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
isn't pearl clutching like the opposite of masturbation?

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard "twirling the pearl."
cakemage: (Bigfoot groovin')

[personal profile] cakemage 2016-10-01 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I like to refer to it as "buzzing the beach."
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[personal profile] diet_poison 2016-10-01 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
what's wrong with fapping? or wanking?

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I can't un-associate wank with drama nowadays lol

with stuff like fapping or jerking off you will always have people insisting you can't use the terms cause they are male specific, which is dumb but yeah
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[personal profile] diet_poison 2016-10-01 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
"fap" originates from the sound it makes when a dude does it but honestly anyone saying you're not ~allowed~ to use it is super dumb *shrug*
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[personal profile] 51stcenturyfox 2016-10-01 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ménage à moi.

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
lmao

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
haha love this

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Best ever. :D

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I like the sound of "cranking it," or "patting the clam" if it's for a joke.

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Flicking the bean?

Diddling the skittle?

Tickling the tuna taco?

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
all of these are terrible

(Anonymous) 2016-10-01 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Tickling the tuna taco... mh ttpppp mnhhh mmMHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA heh heh h
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