[ SECRET POST #3559 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3559 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[herpymcderp]

Basically everything at the moment. Olympics were ultra meh, world cup of hockey was basically meh, elections shit can't end soon enough.

...We just passed the 400ppm CO2 mark. We're fucked. Everyone's wasting time on petty shit and we've fucked ourselves for the rest of time. The world is more than likely actually ending now.

Cool.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[belladonna_took]

There's a world cup of hockey?

Pessimism! More advanced life forms from other planets might take pity on us and take us to their planets to perform mindless repetitive tasks that we can't possibly mess up with our stupidity.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[herpymcderp]

There is, though it used to be called the Canada Cup. And Canada has always made the final and won for the past... every fucking time almost lol so it may or may not be rigged. Actually I think we've only lost twice (once to the Soviet Union, once to the USA).

I feel like the last time other countries did win were probably the most interesting.

...If I were an extraterrestrial I would take one look at Trump and nuke us from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[belladonna_took]

I didn't know we had national team until just now when I googled it. The Mighty Roos sound like a bunch of drunk 90s kids who watched The Mighty Ducks movies and decided that's what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Oh. Trump.
Yeah. We're doomed.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[herpymcderp]

Hey, at least your national team usually does pretty well. It could be a lot more embarassing lol.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[belladonna_took]

We're ranked higher than New Zealand, and that's what matters.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[herpymcderp]

Yeah, what the hell do those Kiwis think they're doing? With their ski hills and their flightless birds. Get out of here, losers.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[belladonna_took]

Hey man, go easy on the flightless birds. They're stuck there. They can never leave.
It's possible that they like it there though, what with the lack of land-dwelling snakes. I'd imagine as a flightless bird, those could be problematic.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[herpymcderp]

If I were a flightless bird surrounded by land dwelling snakes I would be very pro-gun, I tell you what.

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[(Anonymous)]

elections shit can't end soon enough.

Yeah, I'm REALLY looking forward to Election Day getting here as fast as humanly possible so this insane campaign season can finally end.

(Mind, if Trump wins, that's going to suck and bring its own new problems.)

Re: What big events do you have zero interest in?

[herpymcderp]

Well, if the T-bag wins then hopefully someone will just get the assassination over with and we can have a big witch hunt and that'll be the end of it.