[ SECRET POST #3563 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3563 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Today marks a momentous day in the field of gender studies.

Citing "long hours of scientific research" of erotic stories on AO3 as well as a study involving an entire 20 authors as well as the unbiased experience of "like, everyone [they] know," a rogue genius scientist, in the acclaimed journal FandomSecrets, has brought an end to the gender identity debate armed with nought but an armchair and a belly full of disgust.

Reactions were mixed.

"It's all so clear to me now," said Luis, 32, through joyous tears. "I thought I was tagging my porn to be courteous so that readers could avoid the pairing dynamics they hated, but I was wrong. I was a straight girl all along. I feel free."

On the other hand, Jeff, Luis's husband, informed us that he was disappointed and betrayed by these revelations. "We've been married for six years," he said, with a sad shake of his head. "And I find out now, like this, that he never even knew how to have gay sex. No wonder it wasn't working out like I'd hoped."

The anonymous scientist could not be reached for comment.

[sabotabby]

*hands you a bouquet of flowers*

[(Anonymous)]

*applause*

[ketita]

*sheds tear of joy*

[(Anonymous)]

This is beautiful. <3

[ariakas]

You won the internet for like a week.

[(Anonymous)]

The quote from Jeff made me actually laugh out loud.

This is awesome and you should feel awesome :D.

[(Anonymous)]

rofl

[(Anonymous)]

This comment is made of 100% pure Win and Awesome.