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I think you ought to spend less time on Tumblr if it makes you this angry, or at least get better at blocking stupid teenagers, who are stupid, and teenagers

Believe me, I do block those people. And take great satisfaction in doing so.

But you still gotta react to perfectly innocuous things about celebrities, as if those people are going to jump out of the shadows and get you?

I mean, for Pete's sake, this is FS. I don't think anyone under 20 posts here.

Half-joking snarky comments are hardly anything unusual here. I'm not sure why you're so offended by mine.

I'm not offended by anything, man. I'm just trying to make sure everything's okay with you. Cause you said you were angry about this incredibly minor issue, and that you thought it was shorthand for toxic bullshit somehow. You just seemed pretty mad, you know?

Nice concern trolling, brah. I'm not actually angry. More like annoyed. Hyperbole is a thing, you know? And yeah, I do think the culture on tumblr is full of bullshit and frequently toxic, but I'm not the first to say so, on this comm or on the internet in general, and I certainly won't be the last.

I can't believe you're making such a big deal of this.

That's good! I'm glad that you're relaxed and didn't mean it when you said that you were angry about how celebrity headcanons were toxic bullshit. Fantastic. That makes me happy.

You're kind of a weirdo, you know that? If I were you I would not take comments on the internet so seriously. I fear what would happen if you stumbled into a YouTube comments section.

You're kind of a weirdo, you know that?

Honey, we're both reading fandomsecrets. that's a given.

Well, yeah. But at least I'm not over-analyzing snarky comments on fandomsecrets like they're frickin' bible passages.

You're right. It's like angels on the head of a pin, this stuff. I do spend too much time on the philosophical nuances of a sentence like "I'm mad because I think it's disrespectful to make 'headcanons' about real people." It's fucking tricky-ass shit.

So basically what you're saying is:

1) No one ever uses hyperbole on the internets, nope, nosirree. That just doesn't happen.

2) Also, people aren't allowed to have opinions about what is and is not disrespectful. Some weirdo claims that a real person whom they've never met IRL is definitely gay/trans/asexual/[insert other identity here] and if you disagree you must be a homophobe in on ~the conspiracy~? Well, they're being perfectly reasonable, and YOU'RE the REAL weird one if you think they're being disrespectful and creepy! Because there's nothing remotely creepy about that at all. Not in the slightest.

First of all, yes. I am definitely saying that no one in the history of the Internet has ever used hyperbole. In fact, I don't believe that anyone in the history of the written word has ever used hyperbole.

Second, I sympathize with your concerns. I think that it is weird when people insist that a real person IRL actually, really does fit into some weird unlikely theory that they have. I don't know how relevant that was to a thread on fandomsecrets about which male pop singer would be the hottest lesbian. I think it was a little bit unrelated. I don't think that anyone here thought that Bruno Mars was actually a lesbian. Perhaps I'm wrong. Either way I strongly respect your burning desire for justice with regards to peoples' interpretations of celebrities on the Internet.

"I don't know how relevant that was to a thread on fandomsecrets about which male pop singer would be the hottest lesbian."

That, my friend, is called a joke. The fact that in my initial comment I used the phrase "transfeminine demiqueer bunselves" really should have tipped you off to it's status as a joke. You responded to this obvious joke with "You seem angry," to which I responded "Probably 'cause I am." in typical hyperbolic-snarky-internet-comment nature. Because I foolishly assumed you were in on the joke.

Your subsequent comments have made it clear that you took that flippant comment way too seriously, and you now seem to have convinced yourself that I am some sort of wacko anti-RPF crusader who gets enraged by creepy tinhatters. It's kind of hilarious.

And no, I don't think anyone believes Bruno Mars is a secret lesbian in real life. Xzhe is clearly a polyqueersexual transbinary ponykin, how dare you misgender xzhim.

You're right. I'm clearly the one who's mad here; you've been extremely reasonable, and don't care about anything, and are probably laughing about all this.

Yeah, I am actually laughing about this. I'm sure you're laughing at me too, probably because you think I'm being just as ridiculous as I think you're being.

"and don't care about anything,"

Where did I ever say that? You're silly.

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