[ SECRET POST #3582 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3582 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries]


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[Daredevil, Wilson Fisk/Vanessa Marianna]


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04.
[Overwatch]


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05.
[Mob Psycho 100]


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06.
[Malcolm in the Middle]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 39 secrets from Secret Submission Post #512.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

A true story

[(Anonymous)]

The tumblr activist’s many chins wobbled furiously as her meaty fingers pounded the keyboard with all their meagre, Dorito-fueled strength. Behind her, the smell of dirty laundry drifted fermented, mingling with her own bodily door. She had put off all of the day's chores and personal hygiene rituals so that after she got home from a long day being totally incompetent at her job as a Wal-Mart greeter, her easily-fatigued 500 lb. body would have enough energy to type up a ten-page screed about the lack of demiplatonic sapiosexual representation in Doctor Who just in time for the new episode to air.

Once she had finished this momentous task, there was still much to do before the night was done - she had to queue up her tumblr’s content for this week, which mostly consisted of pictures of conventionally attractive white men, posts detailing her trans headcanons, reblogs of cutesy art depicting mermaids in hijabs, and reblogs of even cutesier fanart wherein all her favourite video game characters were reinterpreted as slightly chubby ambiguously brown women with interchangeable faces, red noses, and pink undercuts. Of course, interspersed between every five images of one of the actors from Supernatural or Teen Wolf, there would be occasional token gif-sets of Lupita Nyong'o, Beyonce, or Garnet from Steven Universe with captions proclaiming them to be "queens", "goddesses", and "flawless" - just so everyone would know for certain that this tumblr activist was not remotely racist, and proudly supported women of colour.

Performing such actions drained her energy greatly, sometimes to the point of triggering her, but she could not afford to disappoint her SuperWhoBeyonceLock blog's 1283 followers. After all that queueing, hopefully she would have just enough time left for a quick makeout session with her life-sized cardboard cutout of Benedict Cumberbatch before retiring to her king-sized bed to dream of all the ABO coffee shop AU fanfics she hoped would update next morning.

Re: A true story

[(Anonymous)]

whats goin on

Re: A true story

[dethtoll]

Re: A true story

[(Anonymous)]

I can see no lie.

Re: A true story

[(Anonymous)]

And ironically those are 1280 more hypothetical followers than will read your teal deer obsessive rant about a fictional character.

Re: A true story

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not a big fan of tumblr, but the thought of spending any energy on this rather than, I dunno, going out and living an awesome life is a little sad, anon.