[ SECRET POST #3645 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3645 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 28 secrets from Secret Submission Post #521.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

07. http://i.imgur.com/VzLtejg.jpg?1

[bur]

The only reasonable solution is to test your powers. Chose a target, and then touch yourself with the force of a vengeful god.

[herpymcderp]

This. A thousand times this.

[(Anonymous)]

*trump tower trump tower trump tower trump tower*

[(Anonymous)]

Yaaaaaaas!

Do eet.
Do eet naow.

[sabotabby]

[(Anonymous)]

You can get in trouble for saying stuff like that online. Be careful if you're a US resident.

But FUCK TRUMP. Fuck him forever.

[(Anonymous)]

I hope no one was hurt in the fire?

[(Anonymous)]

Naw, it was a fire-trap vacant house. A squatter probably started the fire and they got out of there before anyone saw them.

[(Anonymous)]

I need deets and regular updates on this OP. Try and set many fires. You could become a completely untraceable arsonist

[(Anonymous)]

Wank Note!

[dahli]

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

[nightscale]

A+ secret OP, it made me giggle.

[(Anonymous)]

I always thought that it wasn't that people in Pleasantville had powers, but that Pleasantville itself, as a magical mini-world, was empathically responding to the awakening emotions of its inhabitants. The stronger and more unprecedented the emotion/experience, the more spectacular the reaction, but as the effects snowballed the world eventually stabilised itself around the new norms.

So, if you do have Pleasantville powers, I'm not slightly concerned that either you're contacting us from within a pocket dimension, or somebody lied to me about the world I woke up in this morning.

(Actually, that latter might not be a bad thing).

[(Anonymous)]

Ha! Classic scene. Great movie. Condolences on the fire.

[(Anonymous)]

Must've been one helluva orgasm, anon. I'm kind of jealous.

[annethecatdetective]

This is perhaps the greatest fandom secret I have ever seen.

[(Anonymous)]

Face it, you're not that powerful.

[litalex]

ROTFLMAO!

And I agree with the previous posts, you must test your powers immediately by masturbating again.

[maskitheclown]

You don't.

[(Anonymous)]

Best secret. BEST.