[ SECRET POST #3646 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3646 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Fantastic Beasts]


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03.
[Daredevil, Foggy Nelson]


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04.
[Ash vs. Evil Dead]


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05.
[Longmire]


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06.
[Criminal Minds]


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07.
[Stitchers]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 21 secrets from Secret Submission Post #521.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Weird Songs

[soldatsasha]

Okay so this song was my jam for like two or three years after it came out bc it's so funny to me.

where da hood at? by DMX

First half of the song is a(amazingly homoerotic) homophobic rant. Then the second half is an elaborate extended metaphor about how he's totally superior to all y'all. Except the metaphor he picked is all the ways he could totally fuck some dudes.

So it begins with
"How you gonna explain fuckin a man? / Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand"
And devolves into
"Since we all right here, you hold my dick while he suckin it"