[ SECRET POST #3648 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3648 ⌋

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Comments

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[kaijinscendre]

People who can properly use a knife and fork. Their cutting their meat like a pro while I am holding the utensils in my fists like weapons.

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[soldatsasha]

YES.

Jesus Christ I don't even order things at restaurants that require more than the most basic fork-to-mouth motion because I am so incompetent. I'm that asshole that's like, trying to cut their food nicely but is violently scraping the plate with the knife, and then the food is launched off my plate onto the tablecloth, and woops haha I'm so embarrassed don't mind me as I hold this knife like a toddler who hasn't yet outgrown the vestigial grasping instinct.

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[kaijinscendre]

Oh yes, the horrible scraping noise. Ughhhhhh. And when the food slips away from you as you try to make as little noise as possible.

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[herpymcderp]

Practice? It's how I learned.

It's also how I mastered chopsticks and other utensil magic.

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[(Anonymous)]

Er... it's a learned skill. Nobody is born knowing how to do those things. Is there something that prevents you from practicing and acquiring that skill the way others have done?

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[kaijinscendre]

I've tried. I am just terrible at it. I have terrible fine motor control for that specific task.

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[belladonna_took]

People always make fun of me for using my cutlery correctly and leaving it in different positions for pausing and finishing.

:/

Trade?

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[kaijinscendre]

As long as you can stand people looking at you as you screech your way across a plate.

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[tabaqui]

HA. Screw them! I love doing 'Miss Manners approved' utensil etiquette. It's fun!

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[(Anonymous)]

does anyone apart from my dad actually do that crazy crap where you keep switching your knife and fork from one hand to the other in between bites? he yells at me for not doing it (and I'm no kid) but who the hell even does that?

Re: petty things you're jealous of

[kaijinscendre]

Only people that actually use all the forks and spoons that come next to a plate do.