[ SECRET POST #3649 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3649 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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07. [WARNING for possible unspecified triggery discussion]












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Comments

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

Zero of these things. They are not in the least bit appealing.

Xenokink, on the other hand...

Re: How Furry are you?

[thewakokid]

I dunno, these could be alien catwomen?

I do not have an acompanying chart, but I am compelled to ask: How Xeno? Humanoid, right?

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... no. Let us just say no.

Re: How Furry are you?

[thewakokid]

O~k...

We talking more or less human looking than Camille from Red Dwarf?

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

Well, less blob looking. That is not a particularly sexy alien.

However, let's just say there ain't nothin' wrong with the Hanar from Mass Effect.

Re: How Furry are you?

[thewakokid]

...

I can't tell if I can judge you for that. I'd need to know how degenerate Chloe the skunk girl is compared to the Hanar, and no-one had made that chart yet.

This one is confused.

Re: How Furry are you?

[soldatsasha]

Hanar? You filthy fucking heathen. Turians are the sexiest ME race by far.

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

Mehhhhhh. Pedestrian. Everyone loves space Batman.

Re: How Furry are you?

[soldatsasha]

... do you lurk /meg/ too?

Garrus is objectively the sexiest guy in the universe. Dual voice, mandibles, giant pointy teeth, a beak that can't close all the way, scars, talons.... Only a degenerate wouldn't want to fuck the velociraptor.

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

lol no but my former room mate sure did

I'm sorry, but Mass Effect never let me date who I really wanted to date. WTF game? Why can't I have a gay Krogan romance? This is bullshit, I say!

Re: How Furry are you?

[soldatsasha]

Fuuuck dude now you've got me paranoid that people will recognize my sexy turian shitposting style and connect the dots!

I feel you. I wanted to play m!Shep and date Garrus. But no. :(((((( Apparently interspecies is fine but homosex is a step too far for Vakarian. Bastard. And you can't romance Wrex at all, why??? Wrex was awesome I would totally be dtf the Krogan.

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

Oh my god. Fucking Mass Effect seriously. I too played M!Shep and like every single goddamn time...

Characters I wanted to date in no particular order: Kasumi, Wrex, Zaeed, Vega.

FUCKING NOT ALLOWED ON ALL COUNTS. Arrgh. Seriously still mad about that.

Re: How Furry are you?

[thewakokid]

I was femshep. I just wanted to bang Jack.

Or Kasumi, now that you mention her.

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

You know what? If I played femshep I also would have wanted her to get with Jack.

Life is unfair.

Re: How Furry are you?

[(Anonymous)]

I just wanted to date Legion. HOW COME MY PILOT GETS A ROBOT ROMANCE AND I DON'T?!

(...or, like, any male quarian in the game, but none of 'em was a squadmate so that's a little less plausible, if we're gonna gonna rank our xenophilia according to plausibility.)

Re: How Furry are you?

[thewakokid]

You're all wrong.

Tentacle Heads and Frogs are best xeno in the ME universe.

But the superior Xeno is the Space Deer/Frog Girls in heat:

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/InCase/299938/PrismGirls-Xenobiology-page-4

Re: How Furry are you?

[herpymcderp]

Even tho InCase, still too humanoid.

Re: How Furry are you?

[thewakokid]

I can't help you. I'm sorry.

Re: How Furry are you?

[thewakokid]

You're all a bunch of degenerates.

Now leave me and my skunk waifu alone.