[ SECRET POST #3681 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3681 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Post your TMI here!

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

I recently discovered a mole I have is actually a third nipple.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, OP! How did you figure out the the difference? Uh... asking for a friend who has lots of moles.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

It was discovered during my physical. It's hiding under my boob, so it took a while before I decided to take him up on the "have any strange moles you want to ask about?" question that he apparently asks everyone at the end of the exam.

I asked him how he knew, and it's pretty much this: If you trace a line from your nipple down to your groin, that's your old mammal milk line. If there's something that looks like a slightly bumpy mole on or close to this line, it's probably a vestigial nipple from grand ye olden days when we were critters that had more than two. The other hint is that it's nipple colored. I never would've figured because mine's super tiny, it's about a quarter the size of my pinky nail, but I guess they're usually not very big?

Re: TMI, anyone?

[feotakahari]

Every time my sleep schedule gets messed up, my bronchial tube infection gets worse again. I work irregular hours, so this is something of a problem.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

I've had pain every time I go to the bathroom for the past couple of days. But no blood, which is usually the only time I feel pain when pooping. So I have no idea what is going on. But sitting is really uncomfortable too.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like hemorrhoids

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Had them before, except I always bleed. No blood this time. That's what's weird to me.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

From what I understand the external ones are less likely to bleed?

It could also be anal tearing I suppose.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Anal fissure, possibly? They hurt like the dickens. Do you generally have a lot of fiber in your diet, or do you have difficult bowel movements? The latter can cause tearing, and unfortunately, they take ages to heal. :(

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

As someone with bowel cancer in their family, I really would suggest going to a doctor about this - especially if you occasionally get blood in your stools.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

My cat just took the longest piss I've ever heard.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

I stubbed my toe really badly back in early December and today the nail finally fell off. It feels weird (and looks odd) but isn't painful. I'm just annoyed that my pedicures will be wonky until it grows back.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[philstar22]

I've had an ingrown toenail for months. I keep pulling it out, but the toe is still red and inflamed. Getting a pedicture tomorrow, so hopefully they can fix it. I need the pain to go away because any time I even touch it to anything it hurts, and I'm a massive klutz who is always walking into things.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

i'm just...idk, embarrassed by how ignorant i am of my own anatomy. i feel like my vagina looks so weird and i know that's irrational, if there was really something wrong with it my doctor would've told me, but i just feel like i look weird! also i tried using my vibrator tonight and i feel nothing from it, i just have never been able to get anything out of masturbating i guess. even times when i feel horny or w/e, if i try to actually get into it the feeling just kind of goes away.
sorry for all this, i've been thinking about it a lot lately lol

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, you are me! Shit, I've even tried exploring with different types of toys and everything, and it's just like... well.. this was money wasted. The vibe can feel okay? Like, kind of cozy? But even if something starts to build up, after a minute it's like NOPE! Like everything just shuts off. Do not pass go. Don't collect $200. Just clean the toy and go on with disappointment. Same for dildos. Best case scenario, they just feel nice in a weird, filling kind of way, but there's nothing sexual about it.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

lol you just described exactly how i feel! today i got my vibrator to go pretty deep into me, whereas before i used it more externally, and once it was in i was like ....huh. like you said, a weird but nice filling feeling, but not satisfying in the way i wanted, usually ending in disappointment haha.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

I've spent most of the day browsing cute bdsm gear on etsy cause I'm out of town and can't have sex, so this is how I get it out apparently (well, and masturbation)

Re: TMI, anyone?

[thewakokid]

It seems odd to me to have a designated thread for TMI. TMI is for everywhere.

E.g. I'm pooping right now.

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

You liar. Where's your FB update, with photographic proof?

Re: TMI, anyone?

[(Anonymous)]

I hate the very end of my period where I'm not really bleeding, just passing disgusting brown clots semi-frequently. It makes me feel unclean and there's nothing to do but wait for it to finish.