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⌈ Secret Post #3754 ⌋

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For sake of decency, and keeping this thread open, let's stick to nudes where they consented, eh? No fappening, just nude scenes and photo shoots

So I'm a fan of Eva green, this was not easy to narrow down.

In the end I gotta go from r this scene from the dreamers.

http://i.blogs.es/382429/eva-20green-20como-20la-20venus-20de-20milo-20en-20the-20dreamers/650_1200.jpg

Not that that fist sex scene wasn't also a contented. Gos bless you ms green

Here ya go buddy

You boner assassin, you.

Boner assassin or boner assistance?

Re: Repost now that comments have collapsed. PENIS incoming

thewakokid - 2017-04-14 23:50 (UTC) - Expand

Eva Green looks like she has no arms, though I assume she's wearing black gloves. Is it supposed to be a reference to the Venus de Milo (who has an arm cut off at about the same place) or is it just bad quality in the pic you posted?

No, its intentional.

Dude, watch The Dreamers. Its super erotic. And a decent flick.

Eva Green is ridiculously attractive in a way I don't even fully comprehend. She's just magnetic, IMO. (I'm an ace-ish straight woman, so my appreciation of her is obviously not the same as yours, but I will still say a big ol' WORD to her being a fucking marvel who steals every scene she's in.)

Magnetic,that's a bloody good way of putting it.

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Who is that? And should I be proud that I gotta bigger todg than him?

Uhhhhhhh Aragorn guy. And I doubt it, he's doing naked bath fight shenanigans in that movie. If that were me I'd probably be afraid of someone accidentally socking me while nude.

I don't know who that is.

Why is he fighting the other dude?

Re: Best celeb nudes warning nsfw

herpymcderp - 2017-04-14 23:30 (UTC) - Expand

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thewakokid - 2017-04-14 23:52 (UTC) - Expand

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Just...all of Michael Fassbender and his dick in Shame. Sad movie, great penis.

HERE BE NSFW PENIS > http://www.omgblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/michael-fassbender-shame-nude-walk-02.gif

That man ain't ashamed of his body, is he.

Why would he be? FRICK!

herpymcderp - 2017-04-14 23:34 (UTC) - Expand

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thewakokid - 2017-04-14 23:48 (UTC) - Expand

Floppy dicks are the funniest thing

WHEN WILL THEY GIVE US HARD DICKS IN MOVIES??? D:::

Floppy dicks are all we get. :(

herpymcderp - 2017-04-14 23:41 (UTC) - Expand

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Wieners, flopping wieners, flopping wieners...

Me looking at this picture: "Wow, his hips/waist are really narrow compared to his chest/shoulders. I remember noticing that in A Dangerous Method but this gif totally proves it."

Also me: "Lol, #AceWomanThoughts #PeenWhatPeen?"

Oddly enough, I have an immediate and highly specific answer to this, and it is Garcelle Beauvais, in her Playboy shoot some years ago.

Holy fucking shit.

A quick google search later and I'm like "How did in not know about this woman"

http://www.comewatchme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Garcelle-Beauvais-in-Playboy-2.jpg

Those eyes, man, those fucking eye's. Don't get me wrong, those everyrhinbg too, not Christ alive would you look at those eyes...

Lizzy Caplan in True Blood: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b4/bc/e3/b4bce39bdaf5b83b5bfe1de84cacfd11.jpg

Lizzy Caplan in Masters of Sex: http://ancensored.com/files/images/vthumbs/l/fffb8abf6fb73c25e383dbf216d5827d_full.jpg

Lizzy Caplan's breasts are everything to me. They are majestic. I get crushingly jealous every time I see them (but in a nice way, because I adore her and am happy that she is so beautiful and talented).

Oh,shit yes, she's gorgeous.

And she's a super under rated actress.

https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.q2cBmTjxOUm1yvF6uix54gEsD6&pid=15.1

How did I forget to show the goddess Alexandra Didario?