[ SECRET POST #3797 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3797 ⌋

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Comments

[thewakokid]

I been talking with my girlfriend and discovered that women just don't ever enjoy sex.

Found out the female orgasm is a total myth. They all fake it.

Women don't even become genuinely aroused.

Weird.

[(Anonymous)]

That's surprising information.

[thewakokid]

I know, right?

I'm glad its not just me. Really takes the pressure off.

[(Anonymous)]

... consider the source, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Huh. I must be a man then. That's surprising.

[thewakokid]

No, I'm on to you. I know now its all one big con. I don't known what years your end game is buy you should know I've got your number...

[(Anonymous)]

How bizarre. Maybe she was being polite.

[thewakokid]

Seems unlikely to me.

[(Anonymous)]

She was just saying that to make you feel better.

[thewakokid]

Nah, I doubt that. Much more likely that women are fakers and impossible to please.

[philstar22]

Nope. Not true. Sometimes men just suck at it. Or we don't want men at all.

I don't even get this myth honestly. Like, why would anyone keep doing something they don't enjoy? That's just sounds miserable.

[thewakokid]

I was planning on playing this to the hilt - let no-one say Wakold Elroy Kiddlinton the 3rd is a quitter - But I gotta break off for a bit to say that I kinda agree, how the hell can it be that anyone genuinely believe the female orgasm is a myth. Like... How?

[greghousesgf]

Bullshit. I love sex. I'm just not hot looking enough for any guy to give a shit.

[thewakokid]

But how can you love sex if you're never going to be able to experience physical release? Like... Women's bodies just don't work like that.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought you were Greg House's GF though? HAVE YOU BEEN LYING TO US ALL VIA YOUR USERNAME???? *bursts into hysterical sobs and runs away*

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe youre as shitty with your dick as you are at trolling.

[thewakokid]

Can't be that. I orgasm every time.

[(Anonymous)]

Shit. Going to have to tell my boyfriend next time I'm shuddering around his fingers to get me to the hospital quick because I've all the muscle spasms I've been having lately are probably dangerous seizures. I'm must be hysterical.

[thewakokid]

Well, damn, you just talked me off. Hope your happy.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. Also all women find the penis disgusting. We're all asexual vanilla lesbians, just like all men are rapists. This is totally plausible and not at odds with anyone's experience of being a woman or spending time around women. If you like sex, maybe you're actually a gay transman.

[thewakokid]

FUCKING KNEW IT!

The masquerade has fallen now people.

Time for me to wake up the sheeple and expose you all!

[(Anonymous)]

Your joke made me laugh, wako.

[(Anonymous)]

See, man, this is exactly why you bore me. I actually think you seem pretty intelligent and have the capacity to be pretty funny, but this adolescent need to blurt out things to "rile people up" is really something you should have left behind in middle school.

[(Anonymous)]

By "girlfriend" you mean Reddit, no need to lie to us

Also it's a well known fact that sex doesn't exist at all cause nothing is real

[nanslice]

I'm honestly surprised so many people took this seriously.