[ SECRET POST #3798 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3798 ⌋

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Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

If your favorite blockbuster franchise HAS to be rebooted with a new lead, who would you want it to be and what changes would you make, if any?

Re: Inspired by #1

[kaijinscendre]

Chris Pratt as Indiana Jones. I don't care if it is cliche. Indiana Jones is a fun, action movie. Chris Pratt is a fun, action movie star.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

I am totally with you on that. He's got the action star thing down, and... this may be blasphemy to some, but I think he's actually more likeable onscreen than Harrison Ford. He's not Lawrence Olivier, but Pratt can do action, comedy and has a certainly sweet, goofy vulnerability as well.

Re: Inspired by #1

[kaijinscendre]

Yeah, if I have to choose between Harrison Ford or Chris Pratt, I am choosing Chris Pratt. >.>

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

I know it's Photoshop but damn, it works for me:

https://s.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/60d7f251073d703db7b80af12e5f258a/202093757/ChrisPratt_Indy3_Pic.jpg

Re: Inspired by #1

[kaijinscendre]

That is really good photoshop.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

Kristen
Stewart
As
Indiana
Jones

THANKYOU

Re: Inspired by #1

[tabaqui]

OOoooooooooooooooooooooooh.... :)

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

I would love if XMen could be rebooted and all recast but I honestly do not have an idea of who all I'd want.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

Same. I'd probably rather they be unknowns who fit the characters.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

Could you please explain who you would get to replace Patrick Stewart?

...enquiring minds want to know.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

I still love the idea of Emily Blunt as Bond. With Sebastian Stan as her arm candy.

Re: Inspired by #1

[tabaqui]

Holy fuck i could get behind this. :)

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

I'd have David Tennant as Gendo Ikari from "Neon Genesis Evangelion", because what could make Gendo Ikari creepy enough for live action would be for him to be a white guy who in-universe decided to appropriate all sorts of Japanese culture to prove his love for Yui. Gendo's whole thing is he's a creepy weirdo who never knows where the line is on anything, so just making it creepier by having him be a westerner who changed his name and started pretending to be Japanese would just take it to the next level. Lets see the SJWs work out how to scream about that one.

And it would help ease mainstream western audiences into it by having a westerner lead actor. Probably recast maybe Kaji as an African American, he's the closest thing there is to a real hero in that franchise, and maybe Maya as hispanic because that can be a hispanic name too.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

TBH I (and I think most people) would rather they reset it to America if you're going to cast people like David Tennant

and TBH I think that would work

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

I think the Japanese setting is pretty much integral to the point of the series, and keeping all the rest of the cast Japanese (or mixed race for Shinji, because obviously if David is his dad now he has to mixed race to be even more of an outcast and a misfits if he is raised within Japanese society unlike Asuka) avoids the Ghost in the Shell accusations of whitewashing. It makes this future both weirder and more scary to Americans if they are not central to it.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, I guess the obvious answer is, just don't make an American version of the thing if the Japanese setting is that integral to the point of the series

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

It is not an either/or proposition. Especially with Evangelion.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

Sorry?

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

Apology accepted.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

Yes!

The SJW fallout alone would make it worth my while. Genius.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

Superman with David Giuntoli.

Re: Inspired by #1

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe Ellen Page as Ripley (Alien).

Maybe Jaimie Alexander as (Joan) McClane (Die Hard).