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[ SECRET POST #3820 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3820 ⌋

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Mild, mind you! I'd curse someone with their cell phone battery mysteriously losing charge super fast at unexpected moments.

Indigestion.

Just gassy discomfort.

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(Anonymous) - 2017-06-19 23:16 (UTC) - Expand

Every song you hear gets stuck in your head.

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fishnchips - 2017-06-19 23:11 (UTC) - Expand

Chronic wedgies. No matter what kind of underwear they have, it'll creep up their backsides like Gollum up the stairs of Cirith Ungol. If they try to get around that by going commando, it'll be their pants/skirts instead AND it will leave embarrassing skidmarks.

Tinnitus.

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fishnchips - 2017-06-19 23:13 (UTC) - Expand

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mimi_sardinia - 2017-06-20 09:29 (UTC) - Expand

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fishnchips - 2017-06-20 09:53 (UTC) - Expand

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bur - 2017-06-19 23:15 (UTC) - Expand

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ginainthekingsroad - 2017-06-20 07:32 (UTC) - Expand

Not being able to think up a good response until the moment for it has passed.

their internet slows to a crawl at random times and for random lengths all throughout the day

Unable to think of a good comeback to anything until the next day.

Re: If you were a witch and could curse someone with a mild inconvenience, what curse would you use?

(Anonymous) - 2017-06-20 00:23 (UTC) - Expand

Their pinky toes are irresistibly attracted to beds, tables and chairs' feet.

You lose a sock every time you do your laundry.

Every light they hit is red.

You forget where you put one thing every day or you keep forgetting words that you are trying to say (like, reaching for a word, it is almost there, but it won't quite come out).

Their haircut is always slightly off, but no one can really pinpoint why.

Reading the responses, I feel like I've already been cursed by at least half of you guys...

I would curse them with occasional hiccups in annoying situations. Or constantly loose socks that keep slipping down their feet.

I'd curse someone with butterfingers so they'd always drop their phone on the floor, in the toilet, or if lying down, on their face.

Breadcrumbs in their bed.

For one person in particular, everyone talking down to them/being condescending to them. Even children. Idk if it's a mild inconvenience but it sure would be nice payback for how they treated me.

If not that, then for the same person, losing internet connection periodically throughout the day, preferably when sending data to the server.

May your shoelaces always come untied within ten minutes of you tying them.

Re: If you were a witch and could curse someone with a mild inconvenience, what curse would you use?

(Anonymous) - 2017-06-20 05:35 (UTC) - Expand

I'd make it so that every time they talked to a cute guy/girl or somebody important (like a boss/priest/doctor/the President/etc), a giant booger would just happen to be hanging out of their nostril.

Who knew mild curses could be so evil... *backs away slowly*

Constipation that lasts right up until you've just made it to an important meeting/appointment or date, at which point it becomes diarrhea.

Always sort of feeling like you need to poop, except when you actually have to.

That weird, light, crawling sensation on a random leg when their legs are covered and they are at a table surrounded by people they want to impress.

Hearing a slow drip that no one else can and that stops when they go to investigate.

Everything that has a warning beep will go off at random times when they are close enough to hear it, but too far away to pinpoint the location.

Every dust ball, random fallen leaf, speck of dirt looks exactly like a creepy bug.

I dunno if it'd be worse fo have one of these happen all the time, or rotate between them all the time.

They get something in their eye that they can't easily see to remove.

Every time they eat popcorn, bits get stuck under their gumline, or worse, partway down fheir throat.

They feel like they have a piece of hair in their mouth. They only manage to fish it out if they're in a public place wifh ofher people around.

They choke a bit on nothing.

They trip on their own shoelaces. On days when they aren't wearing shoes with laces, they trip over their own feet. Going barefoot= rocks, or sometimes bugs.

Speaking of bugs, biking or running=bugs up the nose.

Sleeping with mouth open=spiders.

They don't feel like going grocery shopping and all they have is bread, pasta, jam, and tomato sauce. The noodles have pantry moths, or the jam, bread, and/or tomato sauce is starting to grow mold.

Touching metal=static electricity shocks. Also petting cats.

There is always one open parking space wherever they go. Even if they have a compact car, it never quite fits.

Their bike and car tires always seem to lose air.

If there is gum on the sidewalk, guess where they step.

Their hair attracts bugs and/or birds use the tops of their heads for target practice.

They'd have to give up trying to walk and eat at the same time, because they'll drop it. Especially if they're wearing white.

They find the perfect outfit for a great price, in the wrong size.

They buy the perfect outfit that fits great in the dressing room, but when they get it home it's simultaneously baggy and tight in all the wrong places when they actually wear it anywhere.

Whenever they go in a store, their least favorite song is always playing. Often, they come in a store just when their favorite song ends, or finish their shopping just in time to hear the opening bars of something they like as they leave.

They always end up in line behind someone who wants to speak to the manager or pay in pennies.

Whenever there's a potluck, there's nothing they like to eat unless they bring it themselves.

If you were a witch and could curse someone with a mild inconvenience, what curse would you use?

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Itchy nose when their hands are full.

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