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fandomsecrets2017-06-19 06:33 pm
case) wrote in fandomsecrets2017-06-19 06:33 pm
[ SECRET POST #3820 ]
⌈ Secret Post #3820 ⌋
Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.
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Notes:
Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 37 secrets from Secret Submission Post #547.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
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Re: If you were a witch and could curse someone with a mild inconvenience, what curse would you use?
(Anonymous) 2017-06-20 03:44 am (UTC)(link)They get something in their eye that they can't easily see to remove.
Every time they eat popcorn, bits get stuck under their gumline, or worse, partway down fheir throat.
They feel like they have a piece of hair in their mouth. They only manage to fish it out if they're in a public place wifh ofher people around.
They choke a bit on nothing.
They trip on their own shoelaces. On days when they aren't wearing shoes with laces, they trip over their own feet. Going barefoot= rocks, or sometimes bugs.
Speaking of bugs, biking or running=bugs up the nose.
Sleeping with mouth open=spiders.
They don't feel like going grocery shopping and all they have is bread, pasta, jam, and tomato sauce. The noodles have pantry moths, or the jam, bread, and/or tomato sauce is starting to grow mold.
Touching metal=static electricity shocks. Also petting cats.
There is always one open parking space wherever they go. Even if they have a compact car, it never quite fits.
Their bike and car tires always seem to lose air.
If there is gum on the sidewalk, guess where they step.
Their hair attracts bugs and/or birds use the tops of their heads for target practice.
They'd have to give up trying to walk and eat at the same time, because they'll drop it. Especially if they're wearing white.
They find the perfect outfit for a great price, in the wrong size.
They buy the perfect outfit that fits great in the dressing room, but when they get it home it's simultaneously baggy and tight in all the wrong places when they actually wear it anywhere.
Whenever they go in a store, their least favorite song is always playing. Often, they come in a store just when their favorite song ends, or finish their shopping just in time to hear the opening bars of something they like as they leave.
They always end up in line behind someone who wants to speak to the manager or pay in pennies.
Whenever there's a potluck, there's nothing they like to eat unless they bring it themselves.
Re: If you were a witch and could curse someone with a mild inconvenience, what curse would you use?
That's cursing the cat more. :(
Re: If you were a witch and could curse someone with a mild inconvenience, what curse would you use?
(Anonymous) 2017-06-20 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)