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Since it's come to my attention that certain communities have been purposely posting troll secrets for the lulz, I'm going to start getting harsher on what counts as a non-troll secret, especially regarding the fandom involved.

ETA2: No, this isn't only SPN fandom. This goes for everyone else, too.

Just a heads up.

And apologies in advance if any real secret posters get caught up in this.

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YOU TROLL! PURPOSELY POSTING LIES TO CAUSE TROUBLE. I AM ON TO YOU.

BUT I REALLY DO LOVE YOU! THAT IS NOT LIES! ;___; YOUR REJECTION HURTS ME, BB. DEEP DOWN INSIDE.

I MAY LOVE YOU OR MAYBE NOT. IT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ARE *SUSPICIOUS GLARE*

WELL, I SPEAK IN CAPSLOCK AND HAVE AN ONGOING ARGUMENT WITH YOU ABOUT WHETHER SAM OR DEAN TOPS.

THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO ABOUT 768 PEOPLE.

YOU ALSO LOVE ME, WHICH NARROWS IT DOWN TO LIKE 5 PEOPLE.

PFFT. THE WHOLE OF CLSPN IS A BIG BALL OF LOVE AND TOP!SAM SUPPORT. I COULD BE ~ANYONE~. FOR REAL. YOU WOULD TOTES LOSE IF I GAVE YOU THREE GUESSES AT MY NAME. OR FIVE GUESSES AT MY NAME. I AM SNEAKY LIKE A NINJA! A CAPSLOCK NINJA. A CAPSLOCK NINJA OF ~SNEAKINESS~. (OKAY, POSSIBLY ALL OF THIS ANONYMOUS POSTING HAS GONE TO MY HEAD. NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM! MUAHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THAT IS DESERVING OF MANIACAL LAUGHTER! NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM ANYWAY! I THINK I AM MILDLY SLEEP DEPRIVED!)

OMG ARE YOU KIM MANNERS? B/C I SAID PREVIOUSLY (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/164453.html?thread=59304037#t59304037) THAT HE WAS ALL THE ANONS.

OH SHI-

WAIT. I MEAN. NO. OF COURSE NOT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. KIM MANNERS IS A BUSY PERSON. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ANONYMOUSLY TROLL FANDOM SECRETS. HE IS WAY TO BUSY FOR ANY OF THIS CAPSLOCKING TOMFOOLERY.

TRUFAX.

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