[ SECRET POST #3907 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3907 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

let's just keep going lol

Re: Worst character names

[bur]

Albus Severus Potter.

Re: Worst character names

[feotakahari]

The most I've ever gotten someone to wince at a character name was when I started listing off names from Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume. Wylfred, Rosea, Huegoe . ..

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

Drizzt Do'Urden
Bella Swan
Renesmee
Cormoran Strike
Panis Rahl
Sookie Stackhouse

Re: Worst character names

[feotakahari]

Drizzt Do'Urden, full name Drizzt Daermon N'a'shezbaernon. I just looked up how to spell that, and I discovered that he had a morally ambiguous love interest named Dahlia Sin'felle. Blech.

Re: Worst character names

[morieris]

PANIS lol

Re: Worst character names

[diet_poison]

Renesmee is the worst.

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

"Sookeh is MAHN!" Lol. Forever love that garbage show.

Re: Worst character names

[supermanda]

I've never liked the sound of Harleen Quinzel tbh

Re: Worst character names

[mimi_sardinia]

It's definitely from the same book of names as Edward Nygma for true names that are related to the character's shtick.

Re: Worst character names

[junee]

Any character who is named after a god/goddess from any mythology (mainly Greek tho). Characters who go by another name, like their last name, have a slight pass.

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

This qualifies as both worst and best IMO, but Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Re: Worst character names

[diet_poison]

*Enoby

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

Any variation of Alucard because lolol Dracula backwards!!!!! ugh

Re: Worst character names

[diet_poison]

...I NEVER REALIZED THAT

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

I forgot that GRRM's had some doozies, too:

Hizdahr zo Loraq
Xaro Xhoan Daxos


I mean come on, dude...

Re: Worst character names

[greghousesgf]

most Harry Potter character names other than Harry Potter

Re: Worst character names

[syncing_feeling]

I rember Star Ocean III's being terrible even by JRPG standards. Fayt Leingod? Roger S. Huxley? Cliff Fittir?

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, hell, almost every non-Japanese name from Bleach. Kubo is a huuuuge fan of butchering Spanish and German, which he doesn't know, because "foreign=cool."

Szayeal Apporro. Grimmjow Jeagerjaques. Bambietta Basterbine. Pernida Parnkgjan.

Re: Worst character names

[nocowardsoul]

Michael Sevenson because I misread it as Stevenson.

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

Squall Leonhart

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

Bella Swan

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

Mitth'raw'nuruodo

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

Natty Bumpo

Re: Worst character names

[(Anonymous)]

How about the vast majority of names from Death Note?
I swear, it's just like Ohba took an English baby name book and threw it in a blender.