[ SECRET POST #3949 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3949 ⌋

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Comments

Political Shoplifting

[thewakokid]

Anyone else into this? I just heard about it, and thought I'd give it a whirl. Sticking it to the capitalist system by stealing from shops is fucking awesome!

Share your Hauls here!

Todays haul:

Re: Political Shoplifting

[(Anonymous)]

I call bollocks! You are a Brit and that is very clearly a Walmart, complete with a Walmart Customer™.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[thewakokid]

Oh no. My clever ruse has been uncovered.

Of course I'm not going to post the real photo of my haul. Don't worry, his photo will be on the news soon enough.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[cbrachyrhynchos]

You shoplifted a baby?

Dude, don't you know that the maintenance costs on babies are outrageous?

Re: Political Shoplifting

[(Anonymous)]

the resale value on the blackmarket though

Re: Political Shoplifting

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Only if you're selling to goblins, ogres, or witches.

Maybe atheists if you can serve them with a side of kittens. (That's sarcastic, just to be clear.)

Re: Political Shoplifting

[(Anonymous)]

You're 31 years old

Re: Political Shoplifting

[(Anonymous)]

+1

31 years old, but mentally closer to that toddler in the cart.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[(Anonymous)]

The joke was pretty funny.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[thewakokid]

Exactly. It's high time I took responsibility and had a kid.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[greghousesgf]

what'd you want one of THOSE for?!

Re: Political Shoplifting

[raspberryrain]

He's going to name it Alice, and train it to fight with swords.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[thewakokid]

I don't get this reference.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[raspberryrain]

No reason you would. I just had Alice Roosevelt on the brain.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[thewakokid]

Did Alice Roosevelt fight with swords?

Re: Political Shoplifting

[raspberryrain]

I...I'm not sure. This is what I get for making dumb jokes and then explaining them.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[thewakokid]

Sorry. I kinda killed the joke there. my bad.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[thewakokid]

I dunno. It's political shoplifting, it doesn't matter if you actually want it or need it, it's about the rebellion against the system!

Re: Political Shoplifting

[(Anonymous)]

It's just an excuse. Companies take it out of the employees' pay if they can wrangle that legally (and they usually can because work makes you free or whatthefuckever), so basically you're not "hurting capitalism" you're hurting the downtrodden worker. It's all a big joke...except it isn't. Find ways to fight capitalism that don't hurt the worker who's probably already earning a starvation wage.

Re: Political Shoplifting

[thewakokid]

I'm sure you could guess this, but I actually agree with you. The people you're fucking over will always be the people with less money.

Hell, even if you were stealing from the pockets of the business owners, it's still stealing. it's still deciding you don't have something so, fuck that other person I want it, I'm gonna have it. If you want to be selfish and do that, I say good luck to you, but pretending you're morally just is total bull.