[ SECRET POST #3956 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #3956 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Gustaf, Bill and Alexander Skarsgård]


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(the 2007 adaptation of Jane Austen's Mansfield Park)


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05.
[Intelligence]


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06.
[Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice]


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07.
[Yuri on Ice]


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[Star Trek Voyager]


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[#Blessed]


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[Criminal Minds]


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11. https://i.imgur.com/bPBlIrK.png
[linked for illustrated porn, giant dick/bulging stomach stuff]








Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 12 secrets from Secret Submission Post #566.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

11. https://i.imgur.com/bPBlIrK.png
[linked for illustrated porn, giant dick/bulging stomach stuff]

Transcript by OP

[fscom]

I like ludicrous, impossible, over-the-top sex scenes.

In real life, average hetero PIV is just seven or eight minutes of repetitive motions. If it's awesome, it's because you feel like you're being fucked inside-out, not because you are, and I like when sex scenes are truer to the feeling than to the reality.

Artist is Kawahagitei. I think thewakokid is going to like this one.

Re: Transcript by OP

[greghousesgf]

sorry you've only had sex for such a short time.

Re: Transcript by OP

[(Anonymous)]

Da, i laughed out loud, fuck

OP

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen multiple studies come up with an average of 7-8 minutes. It appears that a substantial minority of men can only last two.

(On the flipside, I once read an advice column letter from a woman whose husband lasted two hours. It did not sound like a pleasant experience.)

Re: OP

[(Anonymous)]

My husband lasts anything from 20 minutes to 4 hours xD (usually hourish). It is fun but demands tactics :P (it depends on people involved so to someone it is grand, to someone else not so much).

[(Anonymous)]

You do you, but that is seriously un-sexy.

[nanslice]

I love ridiculous, ott sex scenes too.

[(Anonymous)]

"If it's awesome, it's because you feel like you're being fucked inside-out"

...if you're into that, I guess.

[(Anonymous)]

I will say that as a person who admittedly likes getting fucked by bigger guys, it's... a good feeling. But it's definitely not for everyone, especially if the guy isn't aware of the need to be somewhat careful.

[(Anonymous)]

DA. Same here but description sounds pretty funny - as if all was dragged back outside. Still a kink in media but would not recommend trying (uh, I assume here as cannot try that).

[thewakokid]

Mah man!

[(Anonymous)]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdEo7j242UsNTe8/giphy.gif

[(Anonymous)]

As a petite woman with a large husband, I can inform you that the reality of actually feeling like that is quite uncomfortable, disheartening, and logistically tricky to avoid, even with all the creativity and patience in the world. But enjoy your kink, I guess.

[(Anonymous)]

what a weird response

it's porn not a documentary

way to make something already weird even more weird and personal

[(Anonymous)]

YOURs is a weird response. So judgemental.

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, wow. You sound like loads of fun.

[(Anonymous)]

are you a straight guy or an exclusive top? all I can think about with porn this extreme is perforated bowels or how much getting pounded against my stomach would make me puke. you do you I guess.

[(Anonymous)]

Thanks for the brain bleach OP.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not into the image used in the secret - it's not squicking me out, but it's not doing anything for me either. But I do love OTT, impossible sex scenes where everything feels maddeningly good and nothing feels meh. Realistic smut just does nothing for me.

And when it comes to fanart, I definitely love it when the artists makes a point of exaggerating things a bit. Big, reddened cocks, super arched backs, hands fisted into the sheets, mouths gaping open - that kind of thing. Stuff that says, loud and clear: this feels really, really good for both parties.

However, I disagree with your generalization about PIV sex. Some people enjoy feeling "like they're being fucked inside out" but plenty of people don't enjoy that at all.