[ SECRET POST #536 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #536 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 200 secrets from Secret Submission Post #077.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 2 3 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ], [ 1 - posted twice ], [ 1 - personal attack ], [ 1 - what the shit ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[sleepherealone.livejournal.com]

133. Dude, it's hot though!

[velocichica.livejournal.com]

I fail to see the appeal myself. I mean, I understand that some people have this thing for "hate sex" and whatnot, but the very concept of putting those two together boggles my mind.

Hell, the very concept of them working together for as long as they did creating great music without KILLING each other STILL boggles my mind.

[sleepherealone.livejournal.com]

Well, to be honest, the only slash I've ever read about them was set when the band hadn't even started, so that's probably why I like it. Otherwise than that, uh no. I agree with you though, I'm completely astounded at how they didn't kill each other in the end.

[galbadia.livejournal.com]

YES SO HOT LOL!!!!!111111 ESPACIALY CUZ ITZ 2 GUYZ RITE?????////

*rolls eyes*

And I'm sure Axl and Slash really appreciate that shit like that is being written about them. If anything, they're probably laughing at the sheer stupidity of you fuckwits.

If it were me, I'd feel incredibly violated and get the law on their asses.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

I like how you assume that they know or care all that much.

[galbadia.livejournal.com]

Well, my bad, I left out "would". would really appreciate.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

I bet Axl is reading slashfic right this very second instead of working on Chinese Democracy.

[sleepherealone.livejournal.com]

Whoa, okay. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they either think it's stupid, or they have no idea that it exists, but it's for the fans' own pleasure or whatever, I'm not sure that it matters.

[galbadia.livejournal.com]

I don't know how people who write gay porn about the band members can call themselves fans.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

...'cause we really like the music?

[galbadia.livejournal.com]

So listen to the music instead of writing buttsex about the band members?

It's what us normal folks do.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

Well, you "normal folks" are boring as fuck.


Anyway, I listen to "Rocket Queen" while schlicking to my Axl/Slash bondage epics all the time, so killing two birds with one stone there. :D

[galbadia.livejournal.com]

"Boring" ... lol. Yes. Because I don't read gay porn — especially that written about celebrities, who are in fact real people, and that's 800 kinds of fucked up and creepy — I'm boring. Shit, I must have been absent the day mental problems were handed out.

Nah. "Normal" means free of the dysfunctions you people clearly have — the same dysfunctions that make us wish people like you would drop off the face of the Earth. :)

By the way, didn't need to know that little addendum about how you get off to that shit. Congratulations! You have no shame and are a disgusting freak! It's a shame someone hasn't started a Fandom Holocaust...

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry you have a dysfunction that makes you wish people who get off to different things than you would drop off the face of the Earth! I count myself as lucky that I have no such dysfunction. The Internets must be very hard to handle for you.

[galbadia.livejournal.com]

I'm dysfunction-free. I just believe in right and wrong. :)

Getting off to writing untrue scenarios (i.e. homosexuality where homosexuality is not, shall we say, "canon") involving celebrities — which, shall I remind you again, are REAL PEOPLE: wrong.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

You don't really "get" fiction, do you.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

ETA: My first response may have been somewhat unclear. See this (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/171379.html?thread=63949939#t63949939) for more details.

[sleepherealone.livejournal.com]

If you don't like it, don't read it, and pretend it doesn't exist. Simple as that. Leave us dysfunctional people to our own devices. Oh, and I wasn't aware that bandslash was such srs bsnss that it allowed people to judge others solely based on the fact that they read or write it.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

So very hot.