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[ SECRET POST #3965 ]

⌈ Secret Post #3965 ⌋

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I read that as 'incest motherfucker'.

I still laughed out loud at the entire attitude and tone of the secret in a jovial way.

Wouldn't you want to fuck Princess Leia even if she was your mother?

Well if Rey and Ren turn out to be brother and sister...

They won't.

Don't appropriate my fanon.

DA

I understand these words on their own, but not the sentence.

DA of all DAs I don't even know the source material but this is my new favourite reply ever I laughed out loud at 12am haahahahaha

is there any real chance of that? they're cousins if she's Luke's daughter (which itself seems pretty unlikely)

No. The Rey Solo theory only works if you assume that everyone associated with Star Wars is lying, including Daisy "People were like, 'You are Han Solo's daughter.' Have you seen the film? Clearly not. Because I wasn't." Ridley.

Luke's daughter =/= Han's daughter

Sorry, I thought you were replying to anon's comment that Rey and Kylo Ren were siblings.

lie to an insatiable shithead fanbase to obscure a later plot twist? no that's never happened before never ever in the history of earth

Yeah, it's not like a director has ever done that, lied to everyone and told his cast & crew to support that lie. And it's not like said director regretted doing that. And his next film definitely didn't star Daisy Ridley.

Oh, wait.

Unlikely? What movie did you watch? Also her interviews are her saying, by NOT saying, that she IS Luke's daughter.

you honestly kind of sound like a conspiracy theorist

No it's called I watched the movie and have at least 2 brain cells to put the pieces together.

I don't think you're helping your case here. You're adamantly and stridently declaring something to be an absolute truth on rather flimsy evidence and most people here think you're wrong.

I want Rey to be Luke's daughter because Luke is my bby and if anyone deserves a butt kicking offspring like her it is him, and because she deserves an awesome dad. I have a lot of Feels about this tbh

I don't want her to be Luke's daughter because that would mean Luke is either a shitty absentee father, or a horrible person who abandoned his kid to be basically a slave.

Or didn't know he had a kid. That happens sometimes.

that seems soooo unlikely though, because Luke was always really serious about the Jedi thing and part of their code is celibacy

I would just be surprised, I guess, if he even had a partner.

Except he wasn't trained in the "celibate" ways of the Jedi. And even Lucas himself said they weren't celibate. They just couldn't form attachments. And Luke broke that one bit from the start. Besides the prevailing theory is that his wife "died" and she was pregnant.

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diet_poison - 2017-11-14 00:43 (UTC) - Expand

Personally I still hope she's a Kenobi.

I keep thinking "infidel" when I read "incel."

lmao

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