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⌈ Secret Post #3967 ⌋

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[Night of the Lepus + Bill & Ted]

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[Iron Fist]

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[Kingdom Hearts / Devil May Cry]

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[Thor: Ragnarok]

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[Compete to Eat]

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[Guilty Crown]

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[Outlander]

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[teen wolf, stiles]

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Kill the mosquitoes, bring back any species that's been hunted to extinction. I'd also be willing to sacrifice ticks, roaches and kudzu to prevent the extinction of rhinos, honeybees and elephants. I'm also willing to trade water moccasins (the biggest assholes in the snake kingdom) for that variety of banana that was wiped out a few decades back. Actually, I'd be happy to lose water moccasins for free. Those scaly little douche-piñatas will happily go way out of their way to attack anything that moves and most things that don't move, too. I'm cool with pretty much every other species of snake, even the deadliest ones, 'cause they generally aren't a bunch of aggro asswipes like water moccasins. Those little shitstains can all go fuck themselves in HELL with something HARD and SAND-PAPERY.

ETA: Also, I'd trade fleas for dodo birds in a second.

Edited 2017-11-14 02:26 (UTC)

I think the extinct banana you're thinking of was just a particular seedless cultivar.

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