[ SECRET POST #3989 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3989 ⌋

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Comments

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Also objectively horrible:

* "All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth"
* "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
* "Oh Holy Night," a low-rent alternative to Ave Maria favored by church singers out of their depth.
* Any version of "Santa Baby" that doesn't involve Eartha Kitt

[(Anonymous)]

You've clearly never heard a good version of Oh Holy Night sung then.

Here's what I think is the gold standard:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UPar71vybk

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Edit: Oh, bless his heart.

I have heard good arrangements of Oh Holy Night. I think it's a dull example of Romantic choral music, likely derivative of the superior Schubert, and probably carried into the 21st century on the back of the ugly, bombastic, and stupid poetics of the text attached to it. Now pardon me, I need to listen to some Part to scrub that out of my brain.

[froodle]

The whistling in two front teeth grates on me so bad. I know, I know it's the point, but god it goes right through me.