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⌈ Secret Post #3995 ⌋

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[Imagine Dragons]

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[Stranger Things]

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[Richard Hammond from Top Gear]

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[MCU Steve Rogers]

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[The Punisher]

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[Jennifer Lawrence]

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[Josh Brolin]

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[Left: Brian Molko of Placebo / Right: David Bowie]

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I just spent two hours hunting for a missing chicken in the dark after coming home from work. No luck. Also it was trash day and someone knocked over one can so it wasn’t picked up and there was trash everywhere, and filled the other with their own garbage after the trash truck went by, so now I have no place to put my trash until next week. Assuming the don’t pull this same shit while I’m at work next week, too. I stopped leaving the trash cans out because people stole them. Now I can’t even put them out on trash day, wtf.

I have a work party to go to tomorrow morning, and I need to go to the store, wrap my secret santa gift, and make two different dishes for the potluck tonight. I was gonna go see The Shape of Water with a friend after the party, but now she says she can’t go. I was making her dish for the potluck tomorrow as a bribe so she would go, since she can’t cook. Now I kind of want to stay home, cry, and keep my new white elephant electric kettle for myself. But I’m already the weird new outsider at work. Ugh. I hope my chicken turns up alive and uninjured.

Oh, ffs. When I went to post this my wifi and even the fucking landline I need to cancel were down. I’m using my data plan. At this rate tomorrow better involve my winning the lotto jackpot to make up for the last two days. Fuck this bullshit.

I don't know if this helps, but sometimes community parks will have big dumpsters you can throw stuff away in.

Hope your chicken is okay. Sometime animals just take a walkabout.

I don't have any advice about the other stuff, other than eventually you won't be the new outsider, but here's a couple of stupid knock-knock jokes to cheer you up:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya Who?
Wow, I’m excited to see you too.

You have the worst neighbors. I'm baffled someone would have the audacity to fill your trash can with their own garbage. Maybe it's the same people that have been stealing them.

At least one of them dislikes me because I keep chickens and my yard, especially the front, looks like an apocalyptic war zone. I used to get complemented on the yard all the time. Then we had five years of drought, water prices quadrupled, and everyone was only allowed to water twice a week for five minutes a day. Lots of people ignored that. I couldn’t and still pay the water bill. Couple that with my job, school, my mom (RIP) getting really sick and my being her primary caretaker, and people stealing fruit, flowers, and once an entire plum tree, and I let most all of it die. I’ve cleared the worst of the weeds and debris from half the back yard, I want to do the front, too, but someone keeps stealing my trash cans.

I want to get back into gardening, but this past winter and spring’s drought-breaking torrential rain has been followed by this winter’s record low humidity and high temps, so the whole south of the state has been on fire, after autumn had the north of the state on fire. Also there’s so much expensive repair work to do on my mom’s house that growing food and flowers feels like a luxury.

[ SECRET POST #3995 ]

Shitty day and lost pet :-( venting

Wow, that sucks.

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