[ SECRET POST #3996 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3996 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Who's had a Bad Day? Come vent.

[(Anonymous)]

My day didn’t suck as badly as yesterday; my wayward chicken came rocketing back into my yard at 4:00 am, and I went to the work party, which was okay, but I didn’t get to go see The Shape of Water, and I got the only true white elephant in the gift exchange. Some old poinsettia plates that match nothing I own, a used ugly Santa tree topper (I didn’t buy a tree this year and I have a couple of way nicer toppers already), and a cheap Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles throw blanket—I barely remember watching the cartoon as a kid.

Apparently my boss always brings shit like this? Idk. She got a really nice new electric kettle that I spent $5 over the $25 limit for, so I could get one that wouldn’t fall to bits or explode. Even the next most pointless gift was a collection of new Christmas mugs full of coffee, tea, and cocoa mix. And there were Trader Joes and Amazon giftcards. Sigh.

Then I went to the farm store to visit my rooster, who is still languishing in his quarantine crate. I bought mint, lemongrass, lemon verbena, comfrey, and a little olla with a face on it. I keep hoping if I spend money every time I visit, they won’t kill or eat him.

Re: Who's had a Bad Day? Come vent.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow that really sucks to hear you got the super short end of the stick. It's the reason I stay away from gift exchanges. You put effort in getting a good gift for someone only to get crap in return.

Really sorry you got some ass presents in return anon. I hope you get to see the Shape of Water soon!

Oh god, I'll pray for your rooster anon. I hope he gets better soon and you get to have him back!

Re: Who's had a Bad Day? Come vent.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT—my rooster’s not sick, he’s just illegal for me to keep, or I totally would’ve. I just hope he either finds a nice home where he has a long happy life, or I win the lotto and can start my own rooster sanctuary. I’ll probably take my gifts to the closest thrift store. At least I can reuse the wrapping paper.

Re: Who's had a Bad Day? Come vent.

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, I’m sorry to hear that anon. :(

Re: Who's had a Bad Day? Come vent.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, he was the one male accident in my box of sexed chicks. He’s nice, for a rooster; he’s never tried to attack a person and lets me pick him up. He was a dejected lump in his crate today until I walked up and said hi; then he got up and started crowing his head off. Probably wondering where his treats were.