[ SECRET POST #3997 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #3997 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2]


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[Neil Gaiman, Good Omens]


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[Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan / I, Tonya]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 21 secrets from Secret Submission Post #572.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, don't leave us hanging, GIVE US A LINK!!!111

fic link

[(Anonymous)]

Don't say I didn't warn you...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11971874/1/Rated-M-Ursula-Wins

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[(Anonymous)]

... warn or promise ;) ?

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[(Anonymous)]

"Yes..." she pureed evilly, "It is about that time."

... I know the author meant to type "purred" but I can't help picturing Ursula with a blender, now. Just playing "will it blend?" with everything and everyone under the sea.

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[(Anonymous)]

Also in homophones, the orchestra includes "symbols". :D Reading this and commenting may be the most fun I've had on fandomsecrets for YEARS.

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[dani_phantasma]

Thank you for this comment. I made me wheeze for like 10 minutes.

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[(Anonymous)]

LOL! Now I'm imagining that, too...

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[(Anonymous)]

"When his hands reached his 'sea level' Eric let out a small, pleasured moan."

... bwahahahahahahaa, oh how could anyone get passed the silliness and actually find this pornographic???

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[nightscale]

This is truly amazing.

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[(Anonymous)]

"After all, an octopus love-making isn't quick and tame."
I'm starting to wonder, with the odd syntax and errors, if this was written by an ESL whose native language was German...
(I'll take "questions that shouldn't occur to you while reading porn" for 500, please, Alex)

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[(Anonymous)]

Also in "questions that shouldn't occur to you while reading porn", how the hell does Eric have a tanned leg after years of under-the-sea sex slavery?

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[(Anonymous)]

And the answer is: PASSION FISH!

... "What is the worst nickname ever used in porn?"

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[(Anonymous)]

ELL (English Language Learner) is the person, ESL (English as a Second Language) is the class.

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[(Anonymous)]

LMAO Thank you! I needed a good laugh today.