[ SECRET POST #4004 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4004 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Hey Say JUMP]


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03.
[Jeff Goldblum]


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04.
[Criminal Minds]


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05.
[Fullmetal Alchemist the movie]


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06.
[Parks and Rec]


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07.
[Brick]












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Comments

[fscom]

03. https://i.imgur.com/hnKeUFl.jpg
[Jeff Goldblum]

[(Anonymous)]

Are we all in agreement this man has the biggest cock in Hollywood?

[(Anonymous)]

uncle miltie's ghost will forever hold that particular title

[(Anonymous)]

Are we all in agreement that this man has the biggest cock of any living man in Hollywood?

[(Anonymous)]

Waste of money for a cameo. I hope you saw him in Thor 3. He was excellent.

[philstar22]

I don't get the fascination with Jeff Goldblum. Sure, he was okay in the original Jurassic Park. But that's about it. I just don't get it.

[(Anonymous)]

He just makes any movie he's in better. He's just one of those people who it is fundamentally enjoyable to watch on screen. At least for me.

[(Anonymous)]

He's funny.

[(Anonymous)]

Ironically, given how creepy the movie is, I think maybe I fell for Goldblum in The Fly. I don't understand that at all.

He had a short-runner police-detective show called Raines that is pretty good.

We should stream Earth Girls Are Easy sometime.

[(Anonymous)]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oD3YQjT2cSZTsy6Va/giphy.gif

[supermanda]

For me, his physical peak was The Lost World. Total yawn-fest of a film, but I've seen it enough times for the number to be in the double digits. Just because I find him so hot.

Idk, he's super fucking tall, he's got that dark hair, those lips, that smile, and he's kind of peculiar tbh. I don't understand how one could not find him sexy, but I also wouldn't argue someone over it because he is a bit socially-acceptably-odd. Like a bowtie.

[(Anonymous)]

Earth Girls Are Easy.

Watch it and forever be changed. I never saw any of the Jurassic Park movies, but I did see him as an alien when I was a kid = appeal for decades

[morieris]

Is that painting he's in front of supposed to be him lol

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, it's from the aquatic life with Steve Zissou I think.

[(Anonymous)]

That's a good chair

[takaraikarin]

I think I'll pass, OP, the first one bored me to sleep.

[dwell_ondreams]

Likewise.

[nightscale]

I'm not going to go see it for him, mostly because I reckon he's probably only in the movie for that very short scene and then he's gone.

I'ma just go watch for absolutely bonkers dinosaurs+exploding island shenanigans.

[tabaqui]

FUCK yes. Have you seen him in 'Mr. Frost'? A movie from the early eighties. He was *awesome* as - maybe? - Lucifer. SO COOL.

[froodle]

I have not but this sounds very relevant to my interests...

[(Anonymous)]

Jeff Goldblum does have me excited for it (though I do wish he'd spend half the movie lounging around with an open shirt and somehow I doubt that's going to happen).

Man, somehow he just keeps getting better over the years.

[supermanda]

Hard same.

[greghousesgf]

hope in one hand and crap in the other, because I never could stand him. (I love Life Aquatic but his character in that is supposed to be a dickhead.)

[(Anonymous)]

I've never hated a movie like I hated Jurassic World, not even Jeff Goldblum can bring me back to this shitshow

[(Anonymous)]

Hearing he's a huge Woody Allen fan killed my love for him.