[ SECRET POST #545 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #545 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 65 secrets from Secret Submission Post #078.
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Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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[popehippo.livejournal.com]

No. I hate it because she EMBARASSES women authors like myself. Bella is an uptight prissy "ew, geeks, get me some Raid, I need a boyfriend to be important" girl that everyone hated through their entire high school career, Edward is a confusing "I'm dangerous for you but let's make out anyway! I'm going to break up with you but it's cause I love you! I'm going to leave then come back when you jump off a cliff!" boy who WATCHES HER SLEEP. The only thing they have REMOTELY in common is that they're both a Mary Sue and Gary Stue who have obsession issues.

I hate it because my library keeps trying to get the local girls in my city to read it in a desperate attempt to actually get girls to read instead of obsessing who's fucking who on the OC.

I hate that I know girls around MY neighborhood who are now wishing for a romance like Ed and Bella's. An nonsupporting, emotionally-abusive, creepy, unrealistic romance. It. Makes. Me. Sick.

I hate it because I could point out fifty other authors male and female who deserve ten times the attention that book does.

I hate it because the fandom is hypocritical, annoying, I-no-longer-have-Snape-to-fantasize-over-what-other-book-can-I-obsess-over-with-other-people-with whiney little bitches who make secrets like THAT and use the dumbest ass logic on the face of the EARTH to try and prove that the book is worth anything beyond the $20 you got suckered into paying for a hardback copy.

... I need a cigarette. x_x

Re: 148

[rayerai.livejournal.com]

*quietly stands and applauds*

[rationelle.livejournal.com]

Motherfucking word.

I need a cigarette just after reading that, man.

Re: 148

[julian-black.livejournal.com]

[hands you a whole carton of cigs]

Re: 148

[theo-harrison.livejournal.com]

I heartily approve of this rant.