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⌈ Secret Post #545 ⌋

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The fact that my co-worker's high school English teacher is handing out copies of Twilight, "The Best Book EVER," to her class makes me very, very befuddled.

She enjoys a Mary Sue?

Honestly when I read the books, I came to wonder if English was Meyers first language. So, that makes me a little worried about the school in question.

I've only read excerpts. It's bad, but more like mediocre bad. Not truly, epically horrible, like Dan's poem or Baby Mimi (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/592421/1/Sin_and_Absolution). I read the quality crap.

and two pockets stuffed like a volcano with a gun and a wallet

Right so this is a man with two small volcanoes in his pocket.

Then Tony sees Reverend Camden in a big coat that�s black and Tony ejaculates

Well at least he didn't ejaculate like a volcano - I'm guessing that's one hell of a coat.

Annie is crying like a erupting volcano.

Ouch.

And the black guy would jump
out of the car as fast as a exploding volcano because the black guy lives in the hood
so the black guy knows how to deal with tripping homies.

So he's a black volcano that grew up in the ghetto?

So Tony Soprano decides to have dinner with the family because Tony would think
it bad to shoot a man who is a priest with pretty daughters and a really cute dog and who
likes black people.

But I thought he just ejaculated over his coat???

AT LEAST IT ENDED HAPPILY. UH I THINK.

That was utter win, I don't suppose you've seen the Jaffar x Aladin regurgitating urn fic that was up on bad fic a few months ago?

Yikes, no. No one can touch the WTF that is Baby Mimi. So much of bad fic is really squicky, which is, IMO, sorta... easy. Terrible, but child's play. Well, hopefully not child's play, but what Baby Mimi does is ART.

Bad fic flows from her like lava from a volcano.

She has also written Buffy fic (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/613976/1/Requisition_to_profit_to_napoleon).

"Buffy hits Spike with Buffy’s hands and yells at Spike really loudly. But Buffy’s saying "Oh I am too cool I am so cool. Spike would never stop loving me." And then Buffy is mean to Dawn also because Dawn is cool and Buffy is so mean."

The way she captures the characters' voices... astounding.

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