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Well, Teen Wolf is not about the romantic trials of Derek and Stiles. Honestly, I prefer the fanfiction because I think Scott couldn't be more of a boring character to watch.

Edited 2018-01-21 22:29 (UTC)

*high fives*

Let us gossip about his boring Scott and his love life is. And how Allison deserved better than him. And how he totally won't kill a bad guy directly but will use someone else's body as a weapon to poison an old man.

Edited 2018-01-22 03:21 (UTC)

Omg omg omg.
Let us talk about how he said to Derek's *face* that Kate/the hunters 'must have had a reason' to BURN HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ALIVE.

Let us talk about how he blows off his friends - in times of dire need! - to be with his girlfriend, let us talk about how he used Derek *more than once* to kill or infect someone against Derek's will, let us talk about how he is the 'true Alpha' but is probably the worst leader of the bunch.

HOMG, he is the worst.

That true alpha stuff was such bullshit. He didn't even like being a werewolf. He never lead the a group because he was too busy lying to every one or trying to get his dick wet.

Let's talk about how everyone warned him that the Argents were dangerous but he didn't care because GIRL!

Like he was such a failure the first person he turned had to be helped by Stiles and Derek to get full control of being a werewolf. But no he is totally a true alpha.

Remember the time he believed Theo's lie over Stiles side of the story and chastised him for killing someone in self defense??

OMFG, yes, all of this!! He sucked so hard at being a 'leader', and he did everything in his power to fuck Derek over and belittle him and make his life *worse*.....

Remember when he told the cops Derek was the one, so he'd get arrested? And then was totally unrepentant? GAAAAAAAAAAH.

Oh, yes, his dick always fucking came first, jayzus, so fucking lame.

And yes - disbelieving Stiles, treating his 'new' pack as if they were his true family, didn't care at all about Boyd or Erica.....
The list goes on. And on. And on. How i *despised* that character.

I'll make us shirts.

Heeee! I should get my friend Darkhavens over here, she loathes Scott as much as we do.

(Tabaqui, not logged in.)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LOATHING

How about how getting his dick wet was more important to him than KEEPING THE KANIMA FROM KILLING MORE PEOPLE. He already knew it was a killing machine, but VAGINA!

*hisses and seethes and flails*

ALL OF THIS. Such a fuckhead.

We should throw him the trash.

Also...I totally have a guilty pleasure for "Scott is a bad friend" fanfics. (ಠ‿ಠ)

BWAAAhahhahaahhha. You and DH, my friend. :)

HA! When I type 'scott' into my address bar, it defaults to the 'Scott is a bad friend' tag at AO3. I'm there at least once a month, checking for new and rereading old faves. :D

Got any recs?

Wow, so, I haven't checked the tag for longer than I thought, and I think maybe there was a 'Scott is a bad friend' fest or something around Xmyth time, because there's a whole bunch of new fics! That's my ~~evening~~ week sorted. :D

With the disclaimer that my levels of tolerance (for badfic, bad grammar, spelling, etc) is directly connected to the volume of fic in any particular collection, with there being a limited number of 'Scott is a bad friend' fics (subset: Sterek), I hereby provide you with recs:

Anthracite by LupusScintilla, 106K:
This fic tackles the tru!Alpha BS, and...fixes things. (It also mirrors my belief that Deaton is ultimately to blame for...things). It is technically part of a series, but the other parts are tumblr pornlets and do not impact on the main fic.

Intention by AliDee12 adn ReadablePlot, 125K:
A gloriously OTT bamf!Stiles trying to fix everything, post-Nogitsune. And again, Deaton is a bastard and the tru!Alpha BS turns out to be...BS.

All In by myredturtle, 39K:
Scott fucks up on a global scale. Zombie apocalypse! The planet is dying! Deaton is, once again, a bastard. (I'm starting to notice a theme here...) Stiles and Derek timetravel to save the world.

Sparks and Shadows by Nival_Vixen, 21K:
Stiles decides to leave BH becasue he's dangerous, post-Nogitsune. Derek says he'll go with him, then keep distracting him with training for his new inner beast. Stiles tells Scott his name with knobs on. (Is that a British phrase? An Midlands phrase? Is anyone not from my birthtown gonna understand that?)

It's not that easy being green by NeverTooOldToBeNerdy, 106K:
Post S2 Marvel xover AU. Stiles is part Norn, and magical, and Scott is an ass.

Stop Crossing Oceans by howl-to-the-wind (greenleaf), 11K:
Scott's no-kill policy drives Stiles to join Derek's pack. Scott is an ass; Deaton thinks he knows everything.

Breathe Me by mommymuffin, 127K:
Post S2 AU. Stiles has a panic attack and Scott just walks away. Derek comes to his rescue. That's how the series starts, and it snowballs from there. Magical Stiles, soul bonding, Kate (blegh), sassy Peter.

And now for the stuff that's NOT in the tag... *rubs hands together*

Building Something by unpossible, 76K:
My favourite 'Stiles tells Scott a few home truths' scene of all time happens in the third fic in the series, which involves Victoria Argent being a real piece of work, and Derek finding out he's a daddy.

Dark and twisted Sterek by Nival_Vixen, 5K:
Short and dark and beautiful. Scott gets his comeuppance.

His Touch by Ashbright, 65K:
AU post-S3A. Derek comes back to BH. Scott is an ass. Peter is sassy and sane and in charge. Laura was not a good alpha. Or a good sister. Scott is a really bad alpha and a shitty friend.

Didn't See That Coming by knittersrevolt, 84K:
AU. Scott and Stiles were married. (I know, I know, but keep reading.) Scott cheated on him w Allison, and lied about it to everyone. Stiles ran away to NY and accidentally started working at a werewolf nursery, and also, equally accidentally, ends up adopting a werewolf baby, all without knowing about werewolves. And then there's the whole accidentally 'training to be an emissary' thing...without knowing he's magic. And yes, Scott does get called out on his shit, and yes, Allison was not aware and is PISSED.

Invitation Only by Heizpilz, 49K:
mid-S3 AU; Werewolf council parleys with rules and regs; Scott being an idiot and an asshole; Derek making the best of a bad situation and still managing to fuck it up; Stiles is always the smart one.

Ok, I'm gonna stop there, because I have so many tabs open for rereads, I'm gonna be there all week. *g*

I hope you find something there to enjoy!

Nice, thank you! Totally going to bookmark this.

I think I forgot to thank you for this list! If so, THANK YOU!

I'll take one in XXXL(OATHING). :D

"SCOTT MCCCALL IS A TERRIBLE WEREWOLF AND PERSON" with a pic of him being thrown in the trash.

And 'TRUE ALPHA, MY ASS' on the back. :D

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