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[ SECRET POST #4036 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4036 ⌋

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So THIS has been doing the rounds on 4chan, and, well, not to rub it in or anything, but it's pretty much game over for real women, right?

go to hell

Can I take my realdoll?

Let me see a video of it. Anyone can make pretty pics.

That's a good point, but I would argue, if anyone can make pretty pics of real dolls, why has every real doll picture to date looked... not ideal?

Can she scratch your back?

I have trees for that.

Only if she can clean my house, because I am a lazy bitch who ain't got no cleaning in my blood.

Such misogyny! Expecting a woman to clean up after you!

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bur - 2018-01-22 00:08 (UTC) - Expand

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thewakokid - 2018-01-22 00:10 (UTC) - Expand

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bur - 2018-01-22 00:13 (UTC) - Expand

Is this a physical thing, an IRL sex doll?

Because it looks heavy and if it's real I want hidden camera footage of people trying to lug it around the house and manhandle it into different positions.

It is a physical thing. It's mostly silicon, as I understand it. I'd guess it has some form of skeleton keeping it in shape, but I have no idea what it's made of. It can't weigh more than an actual person, tho.

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(Anonymous) - 2018-01-22 01:03 (UTC) - Expand

Nah, the kind of dudes who buy sex dolls of any description tend to be the kind of dudes who were being avoided, for good reason, by women in the first place. Game over for no one, fun for sex doll fanciers and possible improvement by self-pruning of the dating pool for straight chicks.

Oh, I nearly got baited into giving a serious defence of men owning sex toys... You cunning little cunning. Nearly had me biting.

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(Anonymous) - 2018-01-22 02:23 (UTC) - Expand

I'm a bisexual woman, and I think this is hot af. Especially that bending over shot YOWZA would bury my face in that and go to town.

Clearly I should have my woman card revoked or something.

Well, to be fair no-one is saying it makes you a bad man / woman to own a sexdoll... Well, not here and not yet anyway, but yeah, that is a very hot doll, and I don't even care if that makes me seem creepy. It shouldn't tho.

That is the opposite of hot to me.

Cold?

But ok, How come? Just not your type?

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(Anonymous) - 2018-01-22 02:16 (UTC) - Expand

Does she have a domme function?

because like... she can domme me anytime.

Sadly she's not a robot just yet, just a sex doll. Still, it's a matter of time.

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dani_phantasma - 2018-01-22 01:05 (UTC) - Expand

I appreciate her enormous ass.

The face is pretty subpar though. I guess it does the job for a sex doll, but she's got mannequin face.

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(Anonymous) - 2018-01-22 01:31 (UTC) - Expand

Maybe this is the next stage in natural selection.

I'm a lesbian and idk it's a little too uncanny valley for me still. Also the comically large tits are more funny than hot.

I dunno, until someone manages to make an actual moving sexbot I think it’d be super creepy to fuck a person-shaped thing that was just dead weight, and would be a bit grossed out by someone who wanted to fuck one. It’d be like fucking a catatonic person at best and a corpse at worst.

Also I kind of want to buy it one of those heavy duty support bras. Looking at the boobs makes my back ache, and I’ve got big tits. Also, I’m more attracted to men than women, but tend not to like burly beefcake cover models or dainty prettyboys, so I can’t see the male equivalent doing much for me, even without the whole “ew it’s like a corpse” thing.

Well, there will still be men who want a human connection.

But what it will demonstrate, once and for all, is that a majority of men are incapable of viewing women as people. It's not a function of their sexuality, either, because there isn't a comparable market among homosexual men for fully functional male sex dolls (despite there being a comparable market for gay porn). It's a flaw of their genetics. The Y chromosome has retained the memory of bestial, pre-human interactions, and drives most men to deny both the humanity of women and their own humanity. They embrace their base impulses. In modern times, they argue that these impulses are integral, that they need to be able to indulge them, and that that need is on the same level as their need for food and water.

It will finally become very clear that men want to be animals and that they reject women because women want to be something more. Women will unite against them and castrate them en masse.

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