[ SECRET POST #547 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #547 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

139. No way, Ultimate Chimera is adorable. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE.

139 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Is not. I never trusted science. Starts with a little "harmless genetic experiments", ends with "AAAAUUUGGGG GIANT MONSTER GIANT MONSTER AND IT'S GONNA EAT ME RUN RUN RUN GIANT MONSTER GONNA EAT ME RUN RUN AAAUUUGGG"

Re: 139 OP

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Actually yeah, you're right.

H-hey, science has done a lot of good too... This is why I stick to good old explosives. Plus Snow Wood didn't have courses in genetic engineering orz

Re: 139 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Is no...Oh, wait, you agreed, that's no fun.

Explosives are nice, I grant you...But any "science" that creates something with a jaw-line that extends into its torso can only lead to madness! TERROR AND MADNESS!

"Orz?" Do you paddle Kanooz with those? HA HA HA! I need some sleep.</strike

Re: 139 OP

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I'll pretend to disagree if you want?

There's barely room for any organs in that thing... And those wings must just be for show. I wonder what's with the bird...
Anyway, I can assure you that the Andonuts family will never have anything to do with such monstrosities! ...I think... come to think of it, where HAS Dad been?


...Yes, take a nice long nap. Hopefully the Chimera doesn't haunt your dreams.

Re: 139 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, I'm bored with that now. Thanks though.

The bird is the worst part. It's so...so...mundane. It's like...You have this giant mistake of nature science, with teeth that could shred you into tiny bloody ribbons and dead yellow eyes and then you have the cute little innocuous bird sitting on it's head, leaving just enough time for a WTF before you get eaten.

Are you sure about your family? Because I've heard that Mad Scientists Disease can go for years in smart people without surfacing. You better find your dad; Going away for long periods of time without telling the family is one of the first symptoms. He's probably making a Chimera/Gyigas hybrid even as we speak

If he starts calling you "Igor" lock the door to his lab and throw away the key.

Damn , I had almost forgotten about that. If I do dream about him because of you, I'm going to break all your eyeglasses.

Re: 139 OP

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Hm... Maybe it was influenced by those crazy deep-sea angler fish? You know - the seemingly innocent light bobbing along, then all of the sudden TEETH EVERYWHERE.

...That can't be a real disease! Although he certainly shows signs of it. DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AFSGFDSGF

He has called me Igor once. He said he was joking, but...

Not the glasses! I need those to breathe see! ...Crap, I can't do some dumb strikethrough comment when the rest of it already is in strikethrough.

Re: 139 OP

[(Anonymous)]

That...makes a whole lot of since. And is really sinister.

Oh, come on, Jeff. I just can't believe a smart guy like you wouldn't have heard of Frankenstein's Syndrome!

It starts with long absences and calling people Igor. You think he just has some business that keeps him away for a while and he just said that as a joke...and then one night you hear, out of the blue:
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

JeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeffJeff...

I'm H U N G R Y...

But it might not happen like that. Sometimes it skips a generation

(What's wrong with me is that I'm a big jerk...also you're fun to tease.)

You need your glasses to...breathe.

That's either the flimsiest way to ward off a threat I've ever heard or...a crazy experiment! THAT'S ANOTHER SYMPTOM!

Re: 139 OP

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

No, I've never heard of anything like that! But then... Anyone who mentioned any downfall to science mysteriously vanished from school...


AGH DON'T SAY THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TRAUMATIZING THAT WAS IT MAKES YOUR CHIMERA FEARS SEEM LIKE NOTHING. NOTHING. *cries in a corner*

Actually there is some speculation floating around that I am either a robot or a clone.
...But if I'm a clone that blows away everything I've said about not taking part in genetic engineering.

Re: 139 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, it's allllwaaays the ones who have never heard of it before who get it. I've seen this a million and a half times; Your dad (or even you) is halfway to maniacal laughter in creaky, stony, lightning-y dungeons screaming "Give my creation life!"

If you're concerned, I could give you this free pamphlet I have called So, You Think You're a Mad Scientist


...Oh, quit crying. I'll cut it out.

...But! I don't make stuff up for fun. I'm cruel, but I'm honest. Just because it's not nice doesn't mean it couldn't happen.

Me, I'm picturing swirly red smoke with big teeth and a bird that looks like a fetus in profileOK I'M DONE NOW

a-HA! I knew it!

That still doesn't explain the "need glasses to breathe" thing.

Re: 139 OP

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

I... guess I'll take a pamphlet. Just in case. But you know, a real mad scientist would probably deny it and toss it aside.

I'm going to hope that it never happens, ever. Praying can do wonders, I've seen it with my own eyes!


No, see, I was going to cross out "breathe" but the rest of it was already crossed out too so the joke didn't turn out as intended. YEAH YEAH I FAIL I KNOW.

Re: 139 OP

[(Anonymous)]

Better safe then sorry...

I have a LOT of pamphlets. Mostly stuff like "So, You've Caused a Complete Stranger to Relive Horrible Trauma," "Going Too Far: How Not To," and "How to Tell If You're a Sociopath Who Delights in the Suffering of Others." I didn't get much out of them, to be honest. Wonder what made me think of those...

You said "hope," not "pray." Semantic difference.

Well, if it makes you feel better I missed that you wrote anything after "breathe" and didn't even get that it supposed to be a joke. So, we both fail together. We're now FAILURE FRIENDS.