[ SECRET POST #4039 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4039 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 24 secrets from Secret Submission Post #578.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

There are a lot of women with self esteem issues out there, and wako can be superficially charming when he makes an effort. It's not hard to believe that some poor woman with Stockholm syndrome is being bullied into a boob job as we speak.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT— *puts on pedant pendant* however much of a troglodyte wako seems, I doubt his girlfriend has begun espousing his beliefs and defending him after he kidnapped her, since apparently, per wako, she identifies as a feminist and argues with him about his beliefs.

I sometimes wonder if they both didn’t settle in different ways. If he went the merely “in shittastic taste” rather than “Woman wakes from coma after ex-boyfriend knocked her out and had unscrupulous cosmetic surgeon perform breast augmentation, ex-boyfriend now awaiting trial pending surgery to reattach severed testicles” route, he could buy his gf a grotesquely padded bra and possibly still end up an ex without being gelded by a surgical scalpel.

[thewakokid]

Troglodyte

I don't know what the means, but thank you!

[(Anonymous)]

I am Wako's girlfriend and usually I stay out of his "shit-posting on the internet" adventures but you must know this is bollocks. Accusing someone of that kind of emotional abuse and implying I have Stockholm Syndrome when you must know very well it's not true is a pretty shitty thing to do.

I can't believe I even have to clarify this when that post was so clearly a joke but I'm not being bullied into a boob job. Nor do I expect to wake up on the 14th of February with massive fake tits. Wako has never been anything but complimentary about my body. Please take your concern trolling out of my personal life.

[(Anonymous)]

then don't whining.

You're being the open one and all sexual over the place. come back again if you feel unconcern.

[(Anonymous)]

Serious question: Are you a Russian bot? You have a rather unique posting style and all of your other threads are about American politics.

[(Anonymous)]

If by "unique" you mean barely if at all legible then yes, they're certainly unique.

[thewakokid]

Hey sweetness! Thanks for backing me, and I'me very happy to see you suspect nothing Know it was all entirely a joke.

[thewakokid]

You think I'm charming? Aw, thats so sweet.

Are you sure you're not thinking of someone else?

But it's not hard to believe lots of things. It's not hard to believe that Michael Cera is a robot sent back from the future to annoy me into committing suicide. There is NO REASON TO BELIEVE IT.

It's not hard to believe any of the millions of conspiracy theories. You don't believe something just because it's easy. You believe something because you have a good reason to.