[ SECRET POST #4044 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4044 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.



__________________________________________________



02.


__________________________________________________



03.


__________________________________________________



04.


__________________________________________________



05.


__________________________________________________



06.


__________________________________________________



07.











Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 30 secrets from Secret Submission Post #579.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: i just gave birth

[(Anonymous)]

Aw, congratulations! We need details, mom-anon! Also, make baby somehow post something here, so our average age goes down again.

Re: i just gave birth

[(Anonymous)]

I asked baby what she wanted to post to f!s. She made a noise like a very small guinea pig. So, there's that.

Ooh, details! I could go gory.

Mothers are generally better birth partners but my SO was very sweet and did his best bless him

I can't describe the pain of the contractions, like I simply can't describe it, I forgot my name, I wanted to die, I became like an animal, I had no control. All I could think of was making it stop. I would not last long under torture. But of course you are helpless. There is no way for it to stop.

Actually pushing the baby out is like taking a giant shit in front of your partner while in uncontrollable pain

Shitting in the traditional way also happens although idek at that point

I have a load of weird injuries I can't account for, sprained finger, giant bruise on leg, numerous pinpricks, like I woke up after blacking out at a party (worst party ever)

My hair has already started to fall out. Clumps in the shower. (no one tells you this bit.)

My nipples are already bleeding. Everything hurts

I want to sleep for 3 years but will not be able to sleep now for at least a week I expect bc constant feeding; the sleep bit is a special kind of torture

Baby looks like a tiny old man or possibly gremlin

Still like her though.

Re: i just gave birth

[(Anonymous)]

DA

Your nipples are bleeding?! Holy shit! I'm sorry you were in so much pain, anon. I knew about the hair thing 'cause the same thing happened to my best friend after she had her baby, but I didn't know about the nipple thing. Hot damn. I'm glad you like your baby though. My friend's baby looked like a conehead when he was born, but he got really cute a few months later.

Re: i just gave birth

[(Anonymous)]

It's just getting the hang of feeding. It'll get better... I hope! If not there is always formula. No booju/mooju judgement here.

Re: i just gave birth

[(Anonymous)]

Kellymom is a brilliant website about breastfeeding with science based advice.

Congrats anon!