[ SECRET POST #4065 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4065 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Grace and Frankie]


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03.
[Gillian Anderson]


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04.
[Actress Martha Higareda as Kristin Ortega in Altered Carbon]


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05.
[Supernatural S01E09, "Home"]


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06.
[FX's Legion]


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07.
[Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey]


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08. https://i.imgur.com/846oK7X.png
[The Shape of Water; linked at OPs request, it's a dildo]











Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 34 secrets from Secret Submission Post #582.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

08. https://i.imgur.com/846oK7X.png
[The Shape of Water; linked at OPs request, it's a dildo]

My eeeeeyyyyyyyes!

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, obviously I have no one but myself to blame for clicking on that, but still... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[morieris]

Del Toro said it wasn't even accurate...so many the accurate fish dildo of your dreams can meet your requirements!

[(Anonymous)]

del Toro also said he hadn't actually given any thought to River God phalluses.

[(Anonymous)]

he is clearly lying if he knows it's not accurate?

[nanslice]

Yeah, it's kind of underwhelming. I mean maybe it feels great but visually, eh.

[kaijinscendre]

Why would it be water dynamic? Most animals keep their dicks inside their body except when in use. I mean, have you seen duck dicks?

[(Anonymous)]

It is actually canon that the Amphibian Man's dick 'comes out'.

[kaijinscendre]

There ya go, no need to be hydrodynamic when it is tucked away most of the way.

[(Anonymous)]

TBH I've tried to scrub the information out of my head ever since I had the misfortune of learning about duck anatomy, but I thought that ducks were built that way so that they could more effectively mate while in water? Maybe OP meant that they were expecting something like that?

[kaijinscendre]

Well, their penises are like that because male ducks rape A LOT. So there is a sort of arms race between duck vaginas that have a twisty cloaca and false passages vs duck penises that want to impregnate female fucks.

Regardless, with the penis being tucked away inside, it could be any shape you want.

[(Anonymous)]

... so fish guy's penis could be corkscrew-shaped?

*screams and runs away*

[kaijinscendre]

Someone is probably REALLY into that.

[(Anonymous)]

Is that what it looks like in the film? Cuz if so, it’s kinda ugly. So much grey.

[(Anonymous)]

It is not in the film. Nor in any of the art books or the novel. The Asset/River God's genitals are never shown.

Bad Dragon designed that shit all on their own.

[wannabe_influential]

Is this the same dildo from that "I made what I think the fishman's dick would look like" post that's been going around?

Huh. I am... Underwhelmed :c

[nightscale]

Huh, that's kind of ordinary.

Okay, I laughed.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know if that was your aim, but thanks.

[were_lemur]

Well, that's a dildo, all right.

[(Anonymous)]

It would make more sense if the female laid eggs and the male fertilized them externally like most other fish/amphibians.

[(Anonymous)]

Man, that dildo is so pretty that I kind of want to keep it in a shelf as a sort of abstract sculpture. I could make a game of seeing how many guests realize what it is, and even better, how many of them will actually bring it up. :D

[(Anonymous)]

Haha nice

[juliamon]

This is a thing I actually do. I've amassed a considerable quantity of silicone sculptures, some dildo and some not, in colorations that really appeal to me, and scattered them around the house in china cabinets and the like. Nobody's caught on yet, or if they have, they haven't said anything.

Silicone pouring is an underappreciated art.

[(Anonymous)]

For some readdon, the "it's a dildo" below the link is really cracking me up.

[(Anonymous)]

I wasn't laughing but now I am. Dammit.